You might be a perv . . .

[graceanne]

When I lived at my mom's we used to get the "Order by mail" catalogue that was obviously marketed toward older people and it had this purple little handheld "massager" that was "contoured to a woman's body"....it looked REMARKABLE like the little purple g-spot vibrator they sell at sex shops..it's slim with a crookneck and a bulb at the end. That or like regular ivory slimline vibes..old people are drrty

LOL Well, I know that my mom had a vibrator for muscle tension for most of my life. It was only as I got older that I realized that it probably wasn't for that.

 

[tealsphynx]

If you go to the gym and see a really hot chick on your way to the woman's locker room and you tell your gym buddy that you want that chick's body, in more than one way, and you mean it. Gawd she was HOT!

 

[Shadowedge]

You might be a perv if...

When staging Rocky Horror Picture Show you...

get a kick out of mummy wrapping Rocky,
Find excuses to help lace people into corsets,
show frank how to crack a whip.
For half an hour.
and insist that Riff- raff have a safe word.

Are STILL trying to figure out if bondage jewelry on a cast memeber menas that they are hitting on you,

and are thinking that the virgin sacrific may involve spanking this year.

 

[Krinaia]

If you buy ping pong paddles and don't own a ping pong table.

 

[DVS]

If you go to a hardware store and see there is a great deal on an electric wench w/nylon pull rope (can pull up to 2000 lbs.), you only think "how can I use that in my dungeon?"

OR

If you go to the hardware store and see tennis racket shaped bug zappers... on sale for $3.99, and you get so excited that you buy three of them.

Well, actually, I only got two of them, but to say "three" seemed so much more pervy, you know? Woo Hoo!

 

[graceanne]

If you go to a hardware store and see there is a great deal on an electric wench w/nylon pull rope (can pull up to 2000 lbs.), you only think "how can I use that in my dungeon?"

OR

If you go to the hardware store and see tennis racket shaped bug zappers... on sale for $3.99, and you get so excited that you buy three of them.

Well, actually, I only got two of them, but to say "three" seemed so much more pervy, you know? Woo Hoo!

. . . . if your name is DVS.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

You might be a perv if....

You sit around thinking about writing a letter to send to Penthouse...


but won't do it because you think "No one will BELIEVE me!"

*evil grin*

 

[tealsphynx]

If you see the "scene selections" link on your DVD menu and are dissappointed when it's not scene selections, only links to movie parts.
If you see the "subtitles" selection of your DVD and are dissappointed when it only asks french/spanish/english but really has no titles in it, only those words at the bottom of your screne....I was hoping for suggestions on what to call my sub, but that was like, 3 rum and coke s later.

 

[graceanne]

. . . . if you find yourself wishing that YIM had a spanking emoticon or audible.

 

[brioche]

If you go to a hardware store and see there is a great deal on an electric wench w/nylon pull rope (can pull up to 2000 lbs.), you only think "how can I use that in my dungeon?"

OR

If you go to the hardware store and see tennis racket shaped bug zappers... on sale for $3.99, and you get so excited that you buy three of them.

Well, actually, I only got two of them, but to say "three" seemed so much more pervy, you know? Woo Hoo!

i didn't know they had electric wenches at the hardware store. Winches, sure...