You might be a perv . . .

[graceanne]

if your mind wanders in a dozen different directions every time you think about Snow White, the seven dwarves and the wicked step mother.

...QUOTE]

Like this?

Or like this?

 

[FurryFury]

if your mind wanders in a dozen different directions every time you think about Snow White, the seven dwarves and the wicked step mother.

...QUOTE]

Like this?

Or like this?

LMAO!

Y'all are so pervy! I sure can't tell the story that way! I tend to avoid well known stories anyway or give them a new twist.

I WISH I had an audience to tell stories like that to! A few years ago I thought up some twists on some very old and well known stories that were all about safety. It might work for Junior high and up. I'd still have to reign it in though. *shrugs* That's just me.

*chuckles*

Fury

 

[Shadowedge]

you might be perv if...

you obsessively haunt second hand stores for:

-Tall bar stools and sturdy coffee tables to attach D rings to
- cuff style metal braclets so you can feel like you're in bondage and still have lunch with Mom
-old leather jackets to remake into bondage gear
-pingpong paddles
- formal evening dresses with lots of boning to make into corsets
-"lost" pairs of fetish boots that need a good home
- strings of fake perals
-old fasioned (1940's) corsets to steal the patterns from
- silk shirts to make into floggers


Anyone else make most of thier gear? Cause it's expensive?

 

[shy slave]

if your mind wanders in a dozen different directions every time you think about Snow White, the seven dwarves and the wicked step mother.

...QUOTE]

Like this?

Just add the dwarves and its perfect lol

Thanks M_W

 

[shy slave]

Or like this?

Oh I turn the page and there are all the dwarves,

Gracie you really are a girlscountgone bad lol

 

[tealsphynx]

If you're really dissappointed that your online search for "Discount Vinyl Wear" yields more online record stores than clothing stores. I'm looking for red or yellow vinyl or other such shiney fabric shorts for a costume for the Halloween party our group is throwing....Hmmm, time to hit Salvation Army, or break out the sewing machine....

 

[graceanne]

Oh I turn the page and there are all the dwarves,

Gracie you really are a girlscountgone bad lol

Well, I keep saying that but no one believes me! lol

FYI, y'all I was a girlscout for 10 years.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Well, I keep saying that but no one believes me! lol

I believes ya gracie... I was Cub Scout, Webelos _and_ Boy Scout, until my mom moved and I I had ta give it up.

Now I'm an old, ugly, balding, fat, tattoed, pierced, evil, wicked sadistic bastard who's hung like a stud field mouse.

But I still remember my Boy Scout motto...

"Be Prepared!"

You should see my Port-A-Dungeon© ! ! ! !

 

[graceanne]

I believes ya gracie... I was Cub Scout, Webelos _and_ Boy Scout, until my mom moved and I I had ta give it up.

Now I'm an old, ugly, balding, fat, tattoed, pierced, evil, wicked sadistic bastard who's hung like a stud field mouse.

But I still remember my Boy Scout motto...

"Be Prepared!"

You should see my Port-A-Dungeon© ! ! ! !

That's also the girlscout motto.

 

[snowy ciara]

I don't remember "you should see my porta dungeon" as part of the Girl Scout Law.

You might be a perve if you go to the drugstore on a sunday just to watch your subbie get immunized. You ARE a perve if you're disappointed because the flu shot doesn't hurt so much. Er, mari, D doesn't hang here often, does he?

 

[wildfyre]

I used to look at my Dad's but even then I like Penthouse better because it had couples. Now I would opt for Gallery but the net has much more to offer.

The letter section was my main thing though, always with the words and stories, that would be me.

Fury

I used to get into my Dad's stash too!! Loved it when he bought the occasional Hustler...they had the best jokes...yes, that's it, I looked at it for the jokes!

 

[wildfyre]

if your mind wanders in a dozen different directions every time you think about Snow White, the seven dwarves and the wicked step mother.

If when shopping with your mother for furniture you look at tables and wonder if its sturdy enought to be tied to, and where chains would easily fasten onto.

If you buy an expensive ottoman because your first thought when you saw it was.."ooo...that's would make a perfect spanking bench"!

 

[thewantonscribe]

if you are pointing out the really hot chicks to your partner....

you both share the same taste in women.....

you share really hot pictures of women with male friends....

your male friends think you're really cool for a girl

you see trees wondering what it would be like to be tied between them

hunting in the woods makes you hot and wet

seeing men in uniform turns you on

your choice in beds must include four posters or at least something sturdy to attach cuffs too

you know there is more than one official police issue handcuffs

if you ave several uses for a police issue nightstick especially the one used in martial arts settings

 

[snowy ciara]

and also if you look at a house and ask the realtor if the beams in the living are load-bearing or decorative only?

 

[ntrprs]

You might be a perv if...

You ejaculate into your significant others hair conditioner when you are pissed at them.

 

[ntrprs]

Goddamn!

Only 89 more posts to go, and I get my avi!

 

[DVS]

You might be a devious perv, if you use Photoshop to superimpose your ex-wife's head on the S/m pics you download off the Internet.

You are probably a curious perv, if you go so far as to use your Photoshop skills to add a ball gag to her mouth...just to see how quiet and submissive she looks.

You are most likely a vindictive perv, if you send these pics to her and threaten to send them to her parents, unless she backs off on the alimony litigation.

 

[tealsphynx]

If during your Yoga class you think some of the poses would be good for using in interesting bondage!! (yeah, that and when your yoga teacher says she's going to have you do some binding poses and it gets you excited until you remember there's probably no bondage involved in it {it's where you do spinal twists and you clasp your hands behind your back to expand the chest more } So that's what gets you thinking of bondage poses anyway )

 

[Krinaia]

... if you practice your bondage skills on a teddy bear.

tha tmade me snort laugh... and sadly, I uhm, no one knows this.... but used to tie my barbies up (they usually weren't wearing clothes when I did this)

 

[h_i_s]

You might be a perv . . .

... if you have a whole lot more clothes pins in your bedroom, than the amount you have in your laundry room.
... if there are more wooden spoons, & spatulas in the top of your dresser drawer, than what you have in your entire kitchen.
... if a bed skirt is no longer meant to serve as a decorative feature on the bed, but instead serves as an essential means for hiding your spreader bars and large twines of cotton rope.
... if the large hook which is screwed into the center point of the ceiling above your bed suspends a houseplant by day, which is often replaced by a cuffed pyl by night.

 

[Krinaia]

you obsessively haunt second hand stores for:

-Tall bar stools and sturdy coffee tables to attach D rings to
- cuff style metal braclets so you can feel like you're in bondage and still have lunch with Mom
-old leather jackets to remake into bondage gear
-pingpong paddles
- formal evening dresses with lots of boning to make into corsets
-"lost" pairs of fetish boots that need a good home
- strings of fake perals
-old fasioned (1940's) corsets to steal the patterns from
- silk shirts to make into floggers


Anyone else make most of thier gear? Cause it's expensive?

No but I vote you start a thread where you show us pictorally how you do it AND also show off pictures of your handmade gear.

 

[h_i_s]

You might be a perv . . .

... if while the realtor is showing you the huge walkin closet set between the master bedroom and the master bathroom, ..... you make eye contact with your Master & smile, all the while knowing without doubt, that you are both thinking 'mini dungeun'.

 

[tealsphynx]

If you are looking at your HIPoints folio options to redeem all those points you've accumulated for taking surveys and you see a "Travel Massager" and think "OOOOH that looks yummy." It's got 3 speeds and 4 ajustable knob options to "relieve stress, fatigue and pain."

 

[graceanne]

If you are looking at your HIPoints folio options to redeem all those points you've accumulated for taking surveys and you see a "Travel Massager" and think "OOOOH that looks yummy." It's got 3 speeds and 4 ajustable knob options to "relieve stress, fatigue and pain."

LOL Whenever I see a vibrator I'm suspicious. I know that my mother always gets that kind so that if something should happen she can say it's for muscle tension.

 

[tealsphynx]

LOL Whenever I see a vibrator I'm suspicious. I know that my mother always gets that kind so that if something should happen she can say it's for muscle tension.

When I lived at my mom's we used to get the "Order by mail" catalogue that was obviously marketed toward older people and it had this purple little handheld "massager" that was "contoured to a woman's body"....it looked REMARKABLE like the little purple g-spot vibrator they sell at sex shops..it's slim with a crookneck and a bulb at the end. That or like regular ivory slimline vibes..old people are drrty