You might be a perv . . .

[graceanne]

if you were disappointed with the 'branded' tab on the YIM avatars.

Any other ideas?

 

[catalina_francisco]

....if you spent the weekend perfecting the skills of fisting another's wiling butt.

 

[Private_Label]

re: you might be a perv

you get a sexual charge out of telling your naughty secrets... and posting web cam shots...

 

[m wisdom]

... if you practice your bondage skills on a teddy bear.

 

[tealsphynx]

If walking through a Home Depot (or other such home repair store), and/or West Marine (again or any yachting supply store) turns you on and gets your brain gears working....mmmmmm West Marine.........(ooh, or even an Equestrian supply store, walmart, ect.)

 

[Iron Bear]

If you're watching a crime drama, and the judge asks "Did you subpoena the witness?", and you laugh like Beavis or Butthead.

HUH HUH. HUH HUH HUH.

 

[Killishandra]

if you were disappointed with the 'branded' tab on the YIM avatars.

Any other ideas?

OMFG.

That happened to me TODAY. I swear it. It was the first time I'd created one and I clicked on it expecting scarification and tattos, so excited...

...And got Carl's Jr. and Yahoo.

How ironic.

 

[catalina_francisco]

...if you can't stop exploring fetish as a favoured activity and art form thus finding a shift in usually frequented online places to hang.

 

[graceanne]

OMFG.

That happened to me TODAY. I swear it. It was the first time I'd created one and I clicked on it expecting scarification and tattos, so excited...

...And got Carl's Jr. and Yahoo.

How ironic.

It always bugs me. Everytime I get a new av I go there, hoping for something different.

 

[La Kajira]

Hmmmm...

I love to leaf through my hubby's Playboys when he's not looking...

 

[catalina_francisco]

Hmmmm...

I love to leaf through my hubby's Playboys when he's not looking...

LOL, mine doesn't own any, but I have a good supply of my own.

Catalina

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

You might be a perv tech support worker if ....

You are on teh phone with a person, helping them with an on-line form and tell them "Now click submit, yes submit. submit, yeah." and get visions of a room full of subbies processing web pages.

Double points if the idea of a room full of subbies and web pages makes you hard.

 

[tealsphynx]

You are on teh phone with a person, helping them with an on-line form and tell them "Now click submit, yes submit. submit, yeah." and get visions of a room full of subbies processing web pages.

Double points if the idea of a room full of subbies and web pages makes you hard.

I always get thrown off by the "Submit" buttons on websites. Being a Domme sometimes I find it funnily difficult to hit the "Submit" button....why can't it just say "Enter"? Always gives me a good laugh, I see the Subbie thing too!

 

[Evil_Geoff]

You might be a pervy tech support if....

You are on teh phone with a person, helping them with an on-line form and tell them "Now click submit, yes submit. submit, yeah." and get visions of a room full of subbies processing web pages.

Double points if the idea of a room full of subbies and web pages makes you hard.

And the thought of "binding" your TCP/IP gets you excited....

 

[tealsphynx]

If you look at the expected school supplies list and it say's "Three-Ringed Binder" and think maybe it could be some kind of light-weight portable stockade unit.

 

[graceanne]

If you look at the expected school supplies list and it say's "Three-Ringed Binder" and think maybe it could be some kind of light-weight portable stockade unit.

If you're putting in a new CD rom and laugh at the master and slave connector thingies.

 

[raven2]

If you spend too much time on Literotica threads.

 

[Blushing Bottom]

If you get a warm feeling each time you click on "submit" when adding someone to your Lit buddy list.
Ahhhhh Raven

 

[graceanne]

If you spend too much time on Literotica threads.

Well, we don't know anyone like that. . . we're not adicted. Nope. Not at all.

 

[FurryFury]

LOL, mine doesn't own any, but I have a good supply of my own.

Catalina

I used to look at my Dad's but even then I like Penthouse better because it had couples. Now I would opt for Gallery but the net has much more to offer.

The letter section was my main thing though, always with the words and stories, that would be me.

Fury

 

[marieR19]

If you lay down to go to sleep and end up making up bdsm stories in your head instead. (Nope, not me, never ever.....)


Heather

 

[Shauntanis]

If your Tattoo artist has "YES" tattooed on the frist three fingers of one hand to awnser questions and all you can think of is him finger banging some random chick tied to his table.

 

[shy slave]

if your mind wanders in a dozen different directions every time you think about Snow White, the seven dwarves and the wicked step mother.

If when shopping with your mother for furniture you look at tables and wonder if its sturdy enought to be tied to, and where chains would easily fasten onto.

 

[princess4u]

you might be a perv....

...if you are walking through walgreen's waiting for a prescription
to be filled and you notice a set of three plastic clamps in the
"hardware" section and you just can't wait to get home and get
them on your nipples and clit...

...and then you realize they make you feel a lot better than
the prescription ever will...

 

[m wisdom]

if your mind wanders in a dozen different directions every time you think about Snow White, the seven dwarves and the wicked step mother.

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