You know you've been here too long when....

[Cleopatra]

Re: Re: You know you've been here too long when....

I've always been more of a "lick" guy

Really. Hmmm.

*grin*

 

[Cleopatra]

I could've sworn I saw a Lit. poster the other day in Springfield. I just barely stopped myself from asking, "Hey, haven't I seen your breasts on Literotica?"

Now that's a way to break the ice. *grin*

 

[Cleopatra]

Friend of mine was saying she graduated Magna Cum Laude

I started laughing..."did you interrupt the valedictorian?"

she thought i was very immature.

I have killed every thread ive posted on tonite...stop me before i kill again!!

The curse is broken. Feel free to post once again without care.

 

[Cleopatra]

No comeback, but shit! That's funny!

It *is* funny.

I've realized I occasionally have to keep a straight face when someone says something double-entendre-ish without meaning it too.

 

[Nora]

I was discussing the Geogria sodomy case with a classmate, and forgot my audience for a moment. I joked that the law in question had a loophole - lesbian strap-on sodomy was not illegal under a strict interpretation of the language. I don't think "lesbian strap-on sodomy" is a normal topic of conversation in a law review office.

Oh to have been a fly on the wall!!

My husband called another driver on the road tonight a "fucktard". That was so cute!

I associate stuff to the people on here, too. Cleo, you came up the other day when someone made reference to "Miz Cleo" and I thought of you instead of that other one. *grins*

 

[just pet]

Oh to have been a fly on the wall!!

My husband called another driver on the road tonight a "fucktard". That was so cute!

I associate stuff to the people on here, too. Cleo, you came up the other day when someone made reference to "Miz Cleo" and I thought of you instead of that other one. *grins*

Fucktard has taken on new depth of meaning for me

<sigh>

 

[Cleopatra]

Oh to have been a fly on the wall!!

My husband called another driver on the road tonight a "fucktard". That was so cute!

I associate stuff to the people on here, too. Cleo, you came up the other day when someone made reference to "Miz Cleo" and I thought of you instead of that other one. *grins*

Lawdy Ms. Nora! I'm pleased as punch!

 

[curvacious]

living in the same city as other lit people makes me wonder if i've run into them ever. (man in hand-----listing to his audio stories and wondering if i would recognize the voice in person)

 

[Lost Cause]

Been here too long....

When in everyday life you hear a partial name of a Litster, and "bing!" you start thinking of their last thread subject.
This may be the early sign of mental instability....


How many times during this war coverage have you heard something described as a Lost Cause?

 

[Nora]

Lost Cause, I think of you every time I hear that expression. I'm going with the mental instability vote.

 

[Cleopatra]

Lost Cause, I think of you every time I hear that expression. I'm going with the mental instability vote.

I'd agree, but I also think of motorcycles.

 

[Nora]

One thing that I've found interesting, is that I have a negative association for things that remind me of posters I don't care for. Completely irrational, I know, but there it is.