You know you've been here too long when....

[Cleopatra]

You see the word "pork" in the grocery store, and immediately think of the verb, not the noun. I can't believe my pure and innocent mind has been so twisted. *sigh*


Come on kiddies, add on if you're so inclined.

 

[freakygirl]

Mr Freaky and I were on our way to Seattle the other day. On the highway he seen some sign.. and said "Testical College?". I said.. "I think that was Technical College, dear." He said "oh, I didn't think I'd read it right.".

we giggled all day about that one

I did almost the same thing. Misread a sign.. but I can't remember now what it said.. or what I thought it said. Damn I'm getting old.

 

[Guest]

You don't know what time it is or care what time it is

 

[just pet]

That is so true, Cleo
And I have to be aware that "cum" has a specific meaning and cannot always be substututed for "come"

 

[Xstatic]

You draft up a letter to a potential employer, re-read it and think 'It's not complete...'


because it doesn't have your sig-line at the bottom

 

[melligrl]

I did this

I work in a movie rental shop as a second job and I wandered around work one night looking for movie titles to post in the thread In My Pants.

 

[Cleopatra]

Mr Freaky and I were on our way to Seattle the other day. On the highway he seen some sign.. and said "Testical College?". I said.. "I think that was Technical College, dear." He said "oh, I didn't think I'd read it right.".

we giggled all day about that one

I did almost the same thing. Misread a sign.. but I can't remember now what it said.. or what I thought it said. Damn I'm getting old.

I do that too, freaky. I tend to think it's because here I'm always looking for the double entendre.

 

[Cleopatra]

You don't know what time it is or care what time it is

True Dreamguy. Luckily I have another good reason to be up so late.

 

[Amaterasu]

That is so true, Cleo
And I have to be aware that "cum" has a specific meaning and cannot always be substututed for "come"

Even worse is in the school setting where we review cumulative folders, but when you're writing and abbreviating, its a cum folder.........

fuck, I have a dirty mind!

 

[Mischka]

I was discussing the Geogria sodomy case with a classmate, and forgot my audience for a moment. I joked that the law in question had a loophole - lesbian strap-on sodomy was not illegal under a strict interpretation of the language. I don't think "lesbian strap-on sodomy" is a normal topic of conversation in a law review office.

 

[Cleopatra]

That is so true, Cleo
And I have to be aware that "cum" has a specific meaning and cannot always be substututed for "come"

Oh yeah. That's one you defintely need to remember!

 

[Cleopatra]

You draft up a letter to a potential employer, re-read it and think 'It's not complete...'


because it doesn't have your sig-line at the bottom

Perfect example! I also catch myself listening to tv shows to see which episode I'm watching so I can find that quote to put in my sig line.

 

[Renegade]

We went to SeaWorld awhile back and when we saw the Starfish there I thought of.... well, Starfish.

 

[Cleopatra]

Re: I did this

I work in a movie rental shop as a second job and I wandered around work one night looking for movie titles to post in the thread In My Pants.

But did you tell anyone about it? That would have been perfect.

 

[Cleopatra]

I was discussing the Geogria sodomy case with a classmate, and forgot my audience for a moment. I joked that the law in question had a loophole - lesbian strap-on sodomy was not illegal under a strict interpretation of the language. I don't think "lesbian strap-on sodomy" is a normal topic of conversation in a law review office.

LMAO! I'm sure they just thought, "Wow, she really knows how to look at all the angles!"

 

[Cleopatra]

Re: Re: You know you've been here too long when....

We went to SeaWorld awhile back and when we saw the Starfish there I thought of.... well, Starfish.

I've done that for quite a few people here, actually. Gilly, Nora, Juicyfruit gum (a combo of juicylips and Rubyfruit...)

 

[melligrl]

Re: Re: I did this

But did you tell anyone about it? That would have been perfect.

No I have this good girl image at work and I don't think anyone would have believed me if i had told them.

 

[Renegade]

Re: Re: Re: You know you've been here too long when....

I've done that for quite a few people here, actually. Gilly, Nora, Juicyfruit gum (a combo of juicylips and Rubyfruit...)

Ditto. There's also a Laurel Ave. that I drive past once in awhile, and that always makes me think of our very own webmistress, of course.

 

[Cleopatra]

Re: Re: Re: I did this

No I have this good girl image at work and I don't think anyone would have believed me if i had told them.

I completely understand. I know most of my friends and ALL of my family would be shocked to know that I'm here.

 

[just pet]

Re: Re: Re: Re: I did this

I completely understand. I know most of my friends and ALL of my family would be shocked to know that I'm here.

I've been here long enough, that all my friends and family know

Some are here...

 

[naudiz]

I could've sworn I saw a Lit. poster the other day in Springfield. I just barely stopped myself from asking, "Hey, haven't I seen your breasts on Literotica?"

 

[breakwall]

Friend of mine was saying she graduated Magna Cum Laude


I started laughing..."did you interrupt the valedictorian?"



she thought i was very immature.














I have killed every thread ive posted on tonite...stop me before i kill again!!

 

[loveyamon]

You see the word "pork" in the grocery store, and immediately think of the verb, not the noun. I can't believe my pure and innocent mind has been so twisted. *sigh*


Come on kiddies, add on if you're so inclined.

I've always been more of a "lick" guy

 

[just pet]

Friend of mine was saying she graduated Magna Cum Laude


I started laughing..."did you interrupt the valedictorian?"



she thought i was very immature.














I have killed every thread ive posted on tonite...stop me before i kill again!!

No comeback, but shit! That's funny!

 

[melligrl]

Re: Re: Re: Re: I did this

I completely understand. I know most of my friends and ALL of my family would be shocked to know that I'm here.

I went home to visit this weekend and I think I went into withdrawl. I couldn't wait to get back to my apartment where I could check the boards.