You Know You're Sexually Frustrated When...

[~Dream~]

Yes but its much more fun to do than think

YKYSFW ya tell wanderer IF I Think of something FUN to DO ..then the chances are at least 99.9% that I will end up Doing them

 

[~Dream~]

YNYSFW you wonder who Noone is

He's my imaginary friend ...actually the P.T. himself is quite hot ..MMMM maybe I can think of OTHER places in pain that need attention ??

 

[wanderer2704]

He's my imaginary friend ...actually the P.T. himself is quite hot ..MMMM maybe I can think of OTHER places in pain that need attention ??

YKYSFW you would like to relieve that pain but the distance between us is so much that you can't

 

[~Dream~]

YKYSFW you would like to relieve that pain but the distance between us is so much that you can't

awwww ..It's the THOUGHt that counts babe ..thanks

 

[sirhugs]

YKYSFW ya have to go to Physical therapy this morning but Noone is going to be getting PHYSICAL with ya

YKYSFW this leaves you wondering why Lit lacks physiotherapist sex stories. Used to be a big source of fantasy material for me.

 

[Owlz]

YKYSFW you'd love to PLUCK I mean Fuck ...lol

<--- Owl

Hey, Dream, wanna pluck? *hug*

 

[landiek]

YKYSFW this leaves you wondering why Lit lacks physiotherapist sex stories. Used to be a big source of fantasy material for me.

*SIGH*

 

[MT_Pitcher]

*SIGH*

YKYSFW even a typed sigh from a beautiful woman makes you sigh louder.

 

[midwestyankee]

YKYSFW when reading a thread that's supposed to be merely for fun little rhymes posted to increase one's posting count brings you to the absolute limit of simmering SF...... just at the start of the work day..... and then you have two choices: live with the weakened concentration, or do something about it right then and there.

Or, to quote W. C. Fields, "Some say I will die in a vat of whiskey. O, Death, where is thy sting?"

 

[MT_Pitcher]

YKYSFW when reading a thread that's supposed to be merely for fun little rhymes posted to increase one's posting count brings you to the absolute limit of simmering SF...... just at the start of the work day..... and then you have two choices: live with the weakened concentration, or do something about it right then and there.

Or, to quote W. C. Fields, "Some say I will die in a vat of whiskey. O, Death, where is thy sting?"

YKYSFW that vat of whisky sounds really good.

 

[~Dream~]

YKYSFW this leaves you wondering why Lit lacks physiotherapist sex stories. Used to be a big source of fantasy material for me.

hmmm well the things we did on that treadmill today would leave ya wondering ..

 

[~Dream~]

<--- Owl

Hey, Dream, wanna pluck? *hug*

LMAO I ALWAYS wanna Pluck lol

 

[~Dream~]

YKYSFW that vat of whisky sounds really good.

so does Getting 'Stung"

 

[wicked woman]

Originally posted by midwestyankee
YKYSFW when reading a thread that's supposed to be merely for fun little rhymes posted to increase one's posting count brings you to the absolute limit of simmering SF...... just at the start of the work day..... and then you have two choices: live with the weakened concentration, or do something about it right then and there.

Or, to quote W. C. Fields, "Some say I will die in a vat of whiskey. O, Death, where is thy sting?"

 

[midwestyankee]

That's easy for you to type.


My hand's still tired.

 

[Beloved]

Ahhh sexual frustration...when you look at the cucumber s in the fridge in a whole new light.

 

[sirhugs]

hmmm well the things we did on that treadmill today would leave ya wondering ..

YKYSFW you recal how pillowy the therapist looked in her suit for the hydrotherapy

 

[GiveawayGirl]

YKYSFW you recal how pillowy the therapist looked in her suit for the hydrotherapy

pillowy?

YKYSFW you don't know exactly what 'pillowy' means but you wonder if you can emulate it

 

[MT_Pitcher]

pillowy?

YKYSFW you don't know exactly what 'pillowy' means but you wonder if you can emulate it

YKYSFW you have a pillow that has emulated it .... Too often!!!

 

[GiveawayGirl]

YKYSFW you have a pillow that has emulated it .... Too often!!!

YKYSFW you still need a definition, even after MT's post

 

[Angelofsex]

YKYSFW.....you have to go get a new toy......because the other ones don't do anything anymore.

 

[wanderer2704]

YKYSFW.....you have to go get a new toy......because the other ones don't do anything anymore.

YKYSFW the only toys you have are model cars and trains

 

[sirhugs]

YKYSFW the only toys you have are model cars and trains

YKYsFW if you don't wake up with a hardon you have nothing to play with that day...but so far, no problems

 

[midwestyankee]

YKYsFW if you don't wake up with a hardon you have nothing to play with that day...but so far, no problems

No problems indeed.....except that YKYSFW you develop toy envy over all the battery-powered options (and otherwise) that women have available to them.

 

[wicked woman]

Originally posted by midwestyankee
No problems indeed.....except that YKYSFW you develop toy envy over all the battery-powered options (and otherwise) that women have available to them.

Don't get too envious...trust me it's no where near as good as the real deal!