You Know You're Sexually Frustrated When...

[Kaito_Shinshi]

YKYSFW You pop wood knowing chicks are getting hot from the tight jeans...

 

[landiek]

like me?

 

[Artina Heartflash]

"Riding the ridge" according to one distaff author.

"swimming naked on the edge"


YKYSFW:
skinnydipping means inserting your toe into the bathtub faucet

 

[Artina Heartflash]

YKYSFW:

The NY excop (a switch) you share kinky interests with tries to seduce your Dom....behind your back.

 

[sirhugs]

"swimming naked on the edge"


YKYSFW:
skinnydipping means inserting your toe into the bathtub faucet

YKYSFW you envy the faucet

 

[keiffers]

YKYSFW you realize you just went skinny dippin in your own house

 

[iansearchof]

"swimming naked on the edge"


This conjures a plethora of lovely images. Again, I bow to your superiority.

 

[iansearchof]

YKYSFW wearing snug jeans turns you on.

YKYSFW you recall that the problem with women wearing tight pants is that pussy needs to breathe, and, because of distance, you can't offer these women mouth to mouth. (Doesn't anybody live in Washington besides me......and the Usurper?!)

 

[Artina Heartflash]

YKYSFW:

The highlight of your day is this actual emailed sex proposition from an AFF member:

"hey how are you? i came across your profile and say hey..i'm a 32 y/o single male and i would like to talk more but i really dont believe anything i say here can make you take a chance with me so just wanted to tell i find you extremely attractive and have a nice day"

Reverse psychology was never so seductive

 

[JazzManJim]

YKYSFW this post just flipped my SF into turbo speed.

YKYSFW you know you'd flip Cathleen's switch, but good!

 

[JazzManJim]

YKYSFW all you'd like to do this evening is to look into a woman's eyes, tell her "I want you right now", and know that you'd have to catch her because her knees would get that weak.

 

[Sprinkles22]

YKYSFW you do something for the purpose of "sexy" hygiene, only to have the procedure totally backfire, causing extreme pain, and sex is now the last thing on your mind.

 

[Succulent-one]

YKYSFW all you'd like to do this evening is to look into a woman's eyes, tell her "I want you right now", and know that you'd have to catch her because her knees would get that weak.

YKYSFW you can get weak knees just fantasizing about a man taking you. ~sigh~

 

[Succulent-one]

YKYSFW you do something for the purpose of "sexy" hygiene, only to have the procedure totally backfire, causing extreme pain, and sex is now the last thing on your mind.

YKYSFW you keep yourself "ready" just in case......


By the way, try alovera gel or some neosporin with pain releif in it........

 

[Calvin]

YKYSFW you keep yourself "ready" just in case......

he decides that he really does not want to go away this weekend....

 

[JazzManJim]

YKYSFW you can get weak knees just fantasizing about a man taking you. ~sigh~

YKYSFW you have no doubt that you can "take" like she's never been taken before.

 

[Cathleen]

YKYSFW you know you'd flip Cathleen's switch, but good!

Umm, this post certainly was in the vicinity of this switch... love the weak in the knees feeling.

YKYSFW all you'd like to do this evening is to look into a woman's eyes, tell her "I want you right now", and know that you'd have to catch her because her knees would get that weak.

YKYSFW you tell Jim how fast can you catch?

 

[JazzManJim]

Umm, this post certainly was in the vicinity of this switch... love the weak in the knees feeling.

YKYSFW you tell Jim how fast can you catch?

YKYSFW you tell Cathleen that it's plenty fast enough to catch her.

 

[Cathleen]

YKYSFW you tell Cathleen that it's plenty fast enough to catch her.

YKYSFW you say 'weeeeeeee, all the way down' and your cats look at you strange (stranger then normal).

 

[Stegral]

YKTSFW you can rub you thighs together, while sitting cross legged & climax....

 

[JazzManJim]

YKYSFW you say 'weeeeeeee, all the way down' and your cats look at you strange (stranger then normal).

YKYSFW you don't think it's safe for Cathleen to know what you'd do to her once you caught her.

 

[Cathleen]

YKYSFW you don't think it's safe for Cathleen to know what you'd do to her once you caught her.

YKYSFW this reminds you of safe sex... I think you ought to try my safty levels.

 

[Cathleen]

YKTSFW you can rub you thighs together, while sitting cross legged & climax....

YKYSFW this makes you think of crickets and that reminds you of jumping which leads to being jumped which leads me right back to SF.

 

[sirhugs]

YKYSFW this makes you think of crickets and that reminds you of jumping which leads to being jumped which leads me right back to SF.

YKYSFW "jumping" makes you think "humping"

 

[JazzManJim]

YKYSFW this reminds you of safe sex... I think you ought to try my safty levels.

YKYSFW you're very interested in finding out what Cathleen's limits are.