You know you're a pervert when....

[Ebonyfire]

Maybe there's a limerick in there, somewhere?

Ya never can tell...

 

[BlueSugar]

when you are packing and leaving your apartment for another and your toy/kink collection has been upgraded from the shoe box you moved in with, to the duffel bag you're carrying out...



tehe

 

[callinectes]

When the salesman at the paint store hands you an 18 inch long paint stirrer and you go blank for a second while wondering how it would feel across your backside..you might be a pervert.

I have dropped big hints, HUGE hints, to Daddy about the paint stirrer but he is pointedly ignoring them. *sob* Sadistic bastard!

 

[coy_one]

You know you're a pervert when you look at your favorite toys and wonder "should I stick these in the box now or later? Should I even stick them in a box at all? Maybe I"ll stuff them in a suitcase with my clothes for ease."

 

[Shankara20]

You know you're a pervert when....

you gasp OHMY! out loud at the first pen punishment scene in the new Harry Potter movie and start to get a turn-on....

 

[neonflux]

You know you're a pervert when....

you gasp OHMY! out loud at the first pen punishment scene in the new Harry Potter movie and start to get a turn-on....

Geez! You stole my post! *chuckle*

P.S., Wasn't Imelda Staunton perfectly wonderful!

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

You know you're a pervert when....

you gasp OHMY! out loud at the first pen punishment scene in the new Harry Potter movie and start to get a turn-on....

We ( little emperor & I ) soooooooo need to see this movie.

You know you're a pervert when .........

You start to almost hyper ventilate when a colleague decides to assist you in finding a file in your laptop while teaching you how to compress DVD's down to fit a USB stick to transfer to other hardware. I swear I freaked but had to feign calm and non -plussed. I would have prefered he go through any handbag's contents that I have ever owned in my entire life. You will have to trust me that is saying something ! I was hanging on by a thread here. Fortunately he was about as adept with a track pad as I am with using a mouse ( can't do it ) so I was able to resume control again. Oh my ..........

I think I have some laptop house keeping to apply here

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I think I'm in trouble here.

I know I'm a pervert when ....

I wake up.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

I think I'm in trouble here.

I know I'm a pervert when ....

I wake up.

Well Sir Winston this is my point , it's so status quo to me . I never consider myself a 'pervert' until the signs crop up that something I take for granted day in and day out in the same manner as just breathing is up for scrutiny. Or that I say/do something which I like to refer to as a 'french kiss at a christening scenario'. Considering how discreet I generally am , to me it still remains a revelation of sorts but only in contrast.

 

[neonflux]

We ( little emperor & I ) soooooooo need to see this movie.

You know you're a pervert when .........

You start to almost hyper ventilate when a colleague decides to assist you in finding a file in your laptop while teaching you how to compress DVD's down to fit a USB stick to transfer to other hardware. I swear I freaked but had to feign calm and non -plussed. I would have prefered he go through any handbag's contents that I have ever owned in my entire life. You will have to trust me that is saying something ! I was hanging on by a thread here. Fortunately he was about as adept with a track pad as I am with using a mouse ( can't do it ) so I was able to resume control again. Oh my ..........

I think I have some laptop house keeping to apply here

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

You know I am not much one for swearing Miss Neon but in relation to the little emotes you just posted I just have to say " No shit Sherlock "

:noddingslowlylaughsmiles :

 

[Shankara20]

You know you're a pervert when....

only one thing cums to mind every time you see this pics

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g38/nbright1969/clip4/spittoonBanner.jpg​

and to sure as hell ain't wine!!!!!

 

[graceanne]

You know you're a pervert when....

only one thing cums to mind every time you see this pics

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g38/nbright1969/clip4/spittoonBanner.jpg​

and to sure as hell ain't wine!!!!!

LOL I strongly suspect that was aimed at the pervs.

 

[h_i_s]

There are randomly placed clothespins throughout your entire house, especially in your bedroom...... and you do not have a clothesline and always use a dryer to dry your laundry.

Your latest google search results include how to clean a sillicone dildo correctly, corseted thigh highs, and little miss muffet costumes.

While showering together mini orgasms make your thighs shake at the mere sight of Him reaching for that hand held water pic.

 

[Yang4yin]

... somebody sends you an email about working on a French drain and laying some pipe, and all sorts of wicked images pop into your mind.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

... you're walking through a WallyWorld with a mini-flogger clipped to your belt (see pic), and find yourself fingering it longingly whenever you spot a spankable (floggable) ass.

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x95/Sir_Winston54/HPIM0185.jpg