You know you're a pervert when.....

[Carnevil9]

I found myself meeting with some friends in a hotel lobby the other day. After awhile, I needed to use the restroom, so I looked around for a sign. Sure enough, there was a sign at the far end of the room pointing down a long hall. The sign said:

Men
Women
ATM

Naturally, being a consumer of fine porn, my mind went right to the gutter!

What other things in normal life, not intended to be sexual, trip your triggers?

 

[Mqoi]

You say Pervert like it was a bad thing. Some of us like to own it. I've told my wife on several occasions, I may be a pervert, but I'm your pervert.

Too much time as a fleet sailor in the Navy I guess. We could get pretty imaginative after a few weeks out at sea.

 

[Funnbrandy]

I found myself meeting with some friends in a hotel lobby the other day. After awhile, I needed to use the restroom, so I looked around for a sign. Sure enough, there was a sign at the far end of the room pointing down a long hall. The sign said:

Men
Women
ATM[/SIZE
Naturally, being a consumer of fine porn, my mind went right to the gutter!

What other things in normal life, not intended to be sexual, trip your triggers?

Haha!...everytime I see a bank machine sign I think of as to mouth, lol

 

[Funnbrandy]

Bbc

Anyone else think of something else when the see the BBC..... which obviously stands for the British Broadcasting Corporation; )

 

[oggbashan]

You know you're a pervert when...

...you have posted 300+ stories on Literotica.

 

[Tell_ME_67]

When...

All day long all you think about is watching or thinking about your wife/gf/so fucking other men.

 

[JaksonKnight]

I found myself meeting with some friends in a hotel lobby the other day. After awhile, I needed to use the restroom, so I looked around for a sign. Sure enough, there was a sign at the far end of the room pointing down a long hall. The sign said:

Men
Women
ATM

Naturally, being a consumer of fine porn, my mind went right to the gutter!

What other things in normal life, not intended to be sexual, trip your triggers?

It’s a bit of a mystery with men so it must be a female thing I’m not sure but are whaletails intentional

 

[GD88]

I have a friend whose wife just recently gave birth to a son. Three months later, they announced that they're pregnant with their second child.

"I guess they couldn't keep their hands off each other", I said to my wife.

 

[sherbetlemon0x9]

When you end up working on your client's copy with a vibe gently (or not so gently) buzzing away.

 

[frosty3610]

When you end up working on your client's copy with a vibe gently (or not so gently) buzzing away.

Is that wrong?

 

[jstar2081]

When you end up working on your client's copy with a vibe gently (or not so gently) buzzing away.

What was the text about?

 

[MisAlicia87]

When you let your neighbor finger you in the hot tub while his wife is sitting beside him

 

[Isevil1976]

You send your wife porn daily.

 

[floatinfantazee]

When _ _ _ .?

You cum across a video with your niece naked and masturbating but rather than switching it off you watch until the end!

 

[too_bold]

You're constantly hard trying to catch peeks and undress women.

 

[conquen]

All day long all you think about is watching or thinking about your wife/gf/so fucking other men.

Here here

 

[deestease]

You know you're a pervert when.......

You still look down your 77 year old mother's tops.

 

[oneblueye]

hey...

when you on a site like this and have to log in and out several times a day because of sensory overload.