You Know Your Adddicted

[Nightbird]

Ok in the styling of and with complete props to the You Know Your Sexually Frustrated When Thread, this is the You Know Your Addicted To Lit When thread.

YKYATLW your at a friend's house visiting and you spot their computer and wonder how you can convince them to let you log on.

 

[Stegral]

Ykyatlw

YKYATLW: your S/O & yourself have more fun in here than you do in RL
(at least for now... wait till the toy collection grows a bit more...)

 

[Guest]

YKYATLW.....

the first thing you do in the morning is turn your comp on and log onto Lit to see any new posts.

 

[pleasteasme]

YKYATLW you post 100 (or more) posts in a day...

 

[Sprinkles22]

YKYATLW you set your browser's home page for here .....

 

[Sprinkles22]

YKYATLW.....

the first thing you do in the morning is turn your comp on and log onto Lit to see any new posts.

Oh, thank goodness ..... I'm glad I'm not the only one who does that *ROFL*

 

[pleasteasme]

YKYATLW you set your browser's home page for here .....

I hadn't thought of that! It would certainly make it easier.


YKYATLW you have multiple windows open so you can keep up with everything!


*grumbles: damn dial-up...*

 

[slo_hand]

With all the visual stimulation on the internet, you always come back to Lit for the stories!!

 

[Sprinkles22]

I hadn't thought of that! It would certainly make it easier.


YKYATLW you have multiple windows open so you can keep up with everything!


*grumbles: damn dial-up...*

You can do multiple windows? WHOA!!!!!!!!!! No wonder everyone thinks I'm so slow to respond

 

[Azuldrgon]

YKYATLW you get on here the first time you get home.
.......you feel bad when you can't get on the computer to check your pm box.

 

[pleasteasme]

You can do multiple windows? WHOA!!!!!!!!!! No wonder everyone thinks I'm so slow to respond

When you have dial-up, you learn to improvise!

 

[devoted lilgirl]

When you have dial-up, you learn to improvise!

I do the multiple windows thing too, nothing but dial up out here in the sticks

 

[grettr]

When you really should be sleeping but instead you are hanging out on the forums.

 

[pleasteasme]

I do the multiple windows thing too, nothing but dial up out here in the sticks

Yep, me too! I'd say you could be my neighboor but...I'm thinking not, lol

 

[Azuldrgon]

you are addicted when you'd rather imagine what vibe certain ladies are using rather than watching the Grammy's

 

[pleasteasme]

you are addicted when you'd rather imagine what vibe certain ladies are using rather than watching the Grammy's

The Grammy's are on?!

Oh well....


YKYATLW you learn to multi-task when perusing Lit!

 

[Azuldrgon]

YKYATLW you learn to multi-task when perusing Lit!

....when you can hold a conversation with someone while looking at the pic threads without losing a step.

 

[pleasteasme]

....when you can hold a conversation with someone while looking at the pic threads without losing a step.

Like conversation on the phone, or here?

I've gotten very good at having multiple windows open, multiple programs, getting stuff done AND checking out posts here!

I'm good like that.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Like conversation on the phone, or here?

I've gotten very good at having multiple windows open, multiple programs, getting stuff done AND checking out posts here!

I'm good like that.

I was referring to either a phone or a live conversation, but you get the idea.

 

[Buster Cherry]

Addiction Level: DEFCON-1 --- You wonder if there are any Litsters of the opposite sex living in your town.

Addiction Level: DEFCON-2 --- You spot a nice looking woman coming out of Victoria's Secret and you wonder if she's a Litster.

Addiction Level: DEFCON-3 --- You walk up to the woman coming out of Victoria's Secret and ask her if she's on Lit.

Addiction Level: DEFCON-4 --- You apply for the janitor's job at VS...giving up a six-figure cushy desk job, just so you'll meet your new Lit friend again.

Addiction Level: DEFCON-5 --- You look through the entire Lit "Member List" trying to find your new Lit friend...total meltdown!

 

[krazeekat]

YKYATLW ...

you set Lit as your default homepage on your browser.

 

[Buster Cherry]

YKYATLW ...

you set Lit as your default homepage on your browser.

I just did that...I'm blaming you!!!

 

[Azuldrgon]

You are watching tv while checking out Lit to keep from sleeping.

 

[krazeekat]

I just did that...I'm blaming you!!!

Oh sure, blame it on the little woman.

 

[Buster Cherry]

Oh sure, blame it on the little woman.

LOL...it's the standard male tactic. Of course we make up for it in the end by feeling guilty and showering you with sexy clothing, toys, fragrances and other objects of affection. We know we fall into the trap...we just can't help it!