You know you drink too much

[AnnaB]

You know you drink too much coffee when . . .

-Juan Valdez names his mule after you.

-You chew on your roommate's fingernails.

-You can jump-start your car without cables.

-You do twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.

-You can't remember your second cup.

-You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

-Starbucks has a mortgage on your house.

-Your birthday is a national holiday in Columbia.

-You don't sweat - you percolate.

-You grind coffee beans in your mouth.


Got this in my daily laughs and couldn't resist sharing it!

 

[juicylips]

I'm naming my next child "Starbucks". Has a nice ring to it, don't you think?

Morning, A

JL

 

[SlowHand89]

Sounds like a porn star.

Morning JL

 

[juicylips]

Sounds like a porn star.

Morning JL

You just gave me my first laugh this morning.

Thank you.
JL

 

[bknight2602]

You just gave me my first laugh this morning.

Thank you.
JL

Good morning JL, Next kid? Didn't know you were into that stuff!

 

[juicylips]

Good morning JL, Next kid? Didn't know you were into that stuff!

Yea...I'm just one big kinky surprise after another.

JL

 

[bknight2602]

Yea...I'm just one big kinky surprise after another.

JL

Have a good and sensual day, talk to you later.

 

[Pixie]

You know you've been drinking too much coffee when...

1. You named your cats Cream and Sugar.

2. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

3. You can outlast the Energizer bunny.

4. You short out motion detectors.

5. Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.

6. You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.

7. You help your dog chase its tail.

8. You're up to four heart attacks a day.

9. Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyd's of London.

10. You introduce your spouse as your coffee mate.

11. You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation."

12. Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.

 

[bknight2602]

Re: You know you've been drinking too much coffee when...

1. You named your cats Cream and Sugar.

2. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

3. You can outlast the Energizer bunny.

4. You short out motion detectors.

5. Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.

6. You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.

7. You help your dog chase its tail.

8. You're up to four heart attacks a day.

9. Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyd's of London.

10. You introduce your spouse as your coffee mate.

11. You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation."

12. Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.

Great I luvm all!!

 

[Basia]

Re: You know you've been drinking too much coffee when...

12. Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.

Have you been sneeking into my house again and tampering with the emergency coffee dispencer? If I've told you kids once I've told you a million times "A coffee crisis is a real emergency!"