Finish the thought—You know you like deep throat too much when…

[EmilyMiller]

Poetry and humor both rely on clever turns of the line. Setting up, then undermining, an expectation. For this exercise, use the line provided and finish the thought with a line of your own. Irony. Humor. Anything goes. I'll do an example. I had fun with this.

You know you like deep throat too much when...

 

[EmilyMiller]

You find the facehuggers in Alien vaguely arousing.

Em

 

[Pureotica]

I'll be back if I can come up with something even remotely clever. I have nothing.

 

[Pureotica]

But who doesn't find the facehuggers erotic? I can't be the only one.

 

[lustychimera]

...instead of a bead of cum splitting your stream when you take a tinkle, it's a wedge of carrot.

 

[djrip]

...you eat your hotdogs without damaging them.

 

[Krigirl1233]

When he forces his hard cock and it is stuffed in my mouth.

 

[TheRedChamber]

Sorry, the idea that it is possible to enjoy giving oral sex too much is a dangerous, reckless and unamerican (and also un a whole bunch of other nations). I will not stand to have this filth spread on this forum.

Please desist immediately.

(Unless you're currently deep throating in which case, please persist)

 

[Smuttyandfun]

I think if you've got permanent ball indentations on your chin, you might have a problem.

 

[quietlylooking]

He doesn't seem that interested anymore.

 

[XerXesXu]

You know you like deep throat too much when...

... you ask your wife to stick the Hoover hose up her arse.

 

[Rob_Royale]

When you end up on an episode of Sex Put Me in the ER.

 

[Trionyx]

You know you like deep throat too much when...

…you realize you enjoy the silence most of all.

Bah-dah-boom! Old joke. I’ll go to my room now.

 

[Bisexguy70]

The guy asks you if your enjoying his cock. , And then you can only muster out a mmmmhmm. This is proper because if he did understand what you said, his cock isnt deep enough. And the deeper his cock gets, the harder your own Gets. If the next day your not suffering from a sore throat you didnt do it right. Ahh the agony we go through to pleasure others.

 

[Djmac1031]

I'll let you know if I ever get it.

 

[Smuttyandfun]

You're down there so long, you hear him snoring when he falls asleep.

 

[samantha647]

i cant think of anything witty

 

[AlinaX]

... you start to seriously consider sword-swallowing as an occupation.

 

[Omenainen]

…moms cover the eyes of their children when you have a banana at the hotel breakfast buffet

 

[EmilyMiller]

But who doesn't find the facehuggers erotic? I can't be the only one.

All the Xenomorphs are sexualized. Even more so in HR Ginger’s original drawings.

Em

 

[Pureotica]

All the Xenomorphs are sexualized. Even more so in HR Ginger’s original drawings.

Em

Some of his work is pornographically explicit. Nearly all modern body horror has a surreal quality that ows some heritage to Giger. He just nails the uncanny valley. Nails the valley? It's uncanny. I'm starting to realize that almost anything I type in these forums has a potential for double entendre, intentional or not.

I love the alien movies. All of the parts were gender neutral. Written so they could be played by male or female. But Sigourney Weaver has an inherent, but subtle sexuality about her. It was almost impossible for her role to avoid some erotic undertones.

The Hellraiser movies borrow heavily from BDSM tropes and aesthetics. If I understand correctly, Clive Barker participates in the lifestyle, but I have no confirmation and may be spreading rumors.

Oops, sorry. I'm off topic and rambling.

 

[Trionyx]

You're down there so long, you hear him snoring when he falls asleep.

This really did happen to a friend of mine. She was pissed!

 

[Duleigh]

You know you like deep throat too much when...

The only response that comes to my mind is "Like It Too Much? is that even possible?"

 

[Voboy]

...when the only thing that still gets you off is poking the ulcer.

 

[Emilymcplugger]

Er….I don’t.

Sorry.