You know what's really cool about Lance?

[Killswitch]

Allright.......Lance aint all bad. Maybe I have been a whee bit harsh and judgemental.

I dunno about the Ross factor, and in defense of the eralier reply...there is a city called Grosse Pointe, not far from the Joe. Many Wings live there. Maybe he was there and just wasn't sure of the name of the place, and heard the name of the city.



Is that better Mia?

 

[Mia62]

Oh, Ishmael. I was serious when I said Merry Christmas. Is that how you respond to everyone who says that to you? I wish you joy and luck and happiness. Seriously.

 

[Mia62]

Allright.......Lance aint all bad. Maybe I have been a whee bit harsh and judgemental.

I dunno about the Ross factor, and in defense of the eralier reply...there is a city called Grosse Pointe, not far from the Joe. Many Wings live there. Maybe he was there and just wasn't sure of the name of the place, and heard the name of the city.



Is that better Mia?

Much.

 

[Ishmael]

Allright.......Lance aint all bad. Maybe I have been a whee bit harsh and judgemental.

I dunno about the Ross factor, and in defense of the eralier reply...there is a city called Grosse Pointe, not far from the Joe. Many Wings live there. Maybe he was there and just wasn't sure of the name of the place, and heard the name of the city.



Is that better Mia?

I'm deadly serious. To the point that I will set up a conference call with Ross.

He's a liar.

Ishmael

 

[Ishmael]

Oh, Ishmael. I was serious when I said Merry Christmas. Is that how you respond to everyone who says that to you? I wish you joy and luck and happiness. Seriously.

I seriously answered you in your thread about the trace in your computer.

You are what you are and Christmas isn't going to change that at all.

Ishamel

 

[Lancecastor]

And there is no restuarant called The Grosse Pointe. Never was.

(KS dude...Grosse Point's a yacht club, too, not just a well-to-do neighborhood <bitchin homes, btw!>....lovely spot, dining room is on the right through the main entrance overlooking the lake. Been?)

Ish....Lee was still at chryco, it was the year they put the airbag in the driver's side of the minivan and I think the year that whale Chevy Caprice bought Motor Trend COTY. Strangest thing. They were alone, had the whole place. I strolled in to use the can.

Luckily I saved the IP address from the lunch...

127.XXX.XXX.XXX

Lick my anus, won't you Ish?

Lance

 

[Killswitch]

Yup they have a yacht club. It's private though and you need a sponsor to get in, or be a guest of a member.

Have a Merry Christmas Bro......and honestly....perhaps we arent so different after alls said and done.

 

[Lancecastor]

Yup they have a yacht club. It's private though and you need a sponsor to get in, or be a guest of a member.

Have a Merry Christmas Bro......and honestly....perhaps we arent so different after alls said and done.

They had a dude at the gate with a barrier...I was blown away they let me in, but then again I was in an Allante in January with the top down and a wings hat on...hey, I was as surprised as the next boob they let me in.

On the way back I zigged north I think and wound up in a part of Detroit that looked decidedly unfriendly to white guys in caddy droptops in january, so I coasted the red lites.

The bike drags I'd like to hear about...I raced ovals in cages.

Lance

 

[Ishmael]

(KS dude...Grosse Point's a yacht club, too, not just a well-to-do neighborhood <bitchin homes, btw!>....lovely spot, dining room is on the right through the main entrance overlooking the lake. Been?)

Ish....Lee was still at chryco, it was the year they put the airbag in the driver's side of the minivan and I think the year that whale Chevy Caprice bought Motor Trend COTY. Strangest thing. They were alone, had the whole place. I strolled in to use the can.

Luckily I saved the IP address from the lunch...

127.XXX.XXX.XXX

Lick my anus, won't you Ish?

Lance

Oh Lansy, I would but you know about my phobia concerning social diseases. I mean, who know's whose been in your ass?

I'm glad that you backed off Ross though. Only makes you half a liar.

Ishmael

 

[Lancecastor]

I'm glad that you backed off Ross though.

In your dreams, old man.



Lance

 

[Killswitch]

.

The bike drags I'd like to hear about...I raced ovals in cages.

Lance

Well, thats me on one of my drag bikes in my AV. I've been riding and racing for a long time. I dont do either any more, since I got married and I've sold all my toys to pay for braces and schooling for the step kids. Riding and racing was a lot more fun and less dangerous!

Cage riders are nuts! I saw a crew doing that with four guys in the cage and a girl standing in the middle.

I rode in a half dome in Daytona on a dirt bike. That was pretty cool but I got a little dizzy doing it, and a lost some equalibrium(sp)

I raced a few AMA supercross races at the pontiac silverdome as a walk on amature....I got smoked by the better riders and the factory guys. But it was fun.

I even raced a few road course races(very few) and I have the patched up Dianesse leathers to prove it. Not to mention reciepts for new plastic on the scooters.

Ive also worked for two pro NHRA Drag Racing teams. So I know a lot of the guys that drive and crew in the business.

K.S.

 

[Ishmael]

In your dreams, old man.



Lance

LOL, perhaps Mort can set up a conference call between Ross, you, and I? Ya think?

Ishmael

PS dream on that.

 

[Lancecastor]

Well, thats me on one of my drag bikes in my AV. I've been riding and racing for a long time. I dont do either any more, since I got married and I've sold all my toys to pay for braces and schooling for the step kids. Riding and racing was a lot more fun and less dangerous!

Cage riders are nuts! I saw a crew doing that with four guys in the cage and a girl standing in the middle.

I rode in a half dome in Daytona on a dirt bike. That was pretty cool but I got a little dizzy doing it, and a lost some equalibrium(sp)

I raced a few AMA supercross races at the pontiac silverdome as a walk on amature....I got smoked by the better riders and the factory guys. But it was fun.

I even raced a few road course races(very few) and I have the patched up Dianesse leathers to prove it. Not to mention reciepts for new plastic on the scooters.

Ive also worked for two pro NHRA Drag Racing teams. So I know a lot of the guys that drive and crew in the business.

K.S.

I quit after my daughter was born. It felt dangerous then, but never before.

Zzzztime

Lance

 

[His_kitty]

I'm deadly serious. To the point that I will set up a conference call with Ross.

He's a liar.

Ishmael

So not on topic, or is it?

But I have a very close friend who knows Ross Perot extremely well.

Cowboy boot wearin' Texans.. gotta love 'em.

 

[Killswitch]

I wear cowboy boots, and I have been to Texas......Kitty whats your phone number?

 

[roxanne69]

 

[Killswitch]

Yikes....Im busted....lol

 

[His_kitty]

I wear cowboy boots, and I have been to Texas......Kitty whats your phone number?

Stetson and chaps, as well?

 

[agezinder]

Yes, you are busted!

 

[agezinder]

Nice AV Kill. I wanna ride a motorcycle!

 

[Killswitch]

Oh boy....It's my bedtime isn't it?

No chaps, and no Stetson.......The only hat I ever wear is a helmet, and I wear tight jeans (Im stuck in the eighties)

I dont wear Stetson calogne either...I wear either Joop, Halston, or CK2....I dont like the CK though. I just bought some fairly neat and too expensive Eddie Bauer after shave the other day.

Im sotof a cowboy boot nut....I have five pairs.....two are snakes, wich are a real pain in the ass I wished I would have bought faux skin boots.

 

[roxanne69]

Yes, you are busted!

Busted by both of us! LOL Hi AZ

I like the way Kitty thinks, chaps are a very very good thing

 

[Killswitch]

Thank you AZ. Most of my stuff was one seaters, but if I ever get to the islands I'll rent a scooter and we can cruise some volcanoes or something. Do they have any drive on beaches in Hawaii?
Ive been to bike week in Daytona Beach Florida many times and the drive on beach is very cool.
I'll have to pull out some pictures and scan them but I remember this one I had a walker take for me very early in the morning on the beach, sitting on my bike with the sunrise in the back ground. My freinds always slept in but I always took my bike and a cup of coffee down on the beach and watched the sun rise on the ocean.
And at the risk of sounding wimpy...I remeber one morning I got teary eyed it was so beautiful.

 

[agezinder]

Hi Roxanne!

No, you can't drive on the beaches here. YOu'll run over a poor sunworshipper. The beaches aren't long enough to do that anyway. There are a lot of bikers out here though, mostly riding Japanese crotch rockets.

 

[Ginny]

Gee, thanks Ginny and everyone else, for your words.

Yeah, I'm the spitball guy from third grade, the guy who put the tack on the teacher's chair in sixth grade, the guy who corrected teachers in eighth grade, the guy who was on student council and the hockey team and film club and dated the pretty older girl in high school, got into law school at age 19 while older boys mothers gnashed their teeth...just an arrogant, annoying, haughty, genius, handsome, charming, enormous-penised pain in the arse since the day I was born.

And I drive the Official Vehicle of Assholes Everywhere, a black BMW.

Detractors? Please bend over and kiss my ass.

Friends? Love you.

Thank you.

Lancehole

lol Gee thanks....so i got tickled at something you posted....on impulse made a thread....'cause i know damn well you make others laugh with your zingers......can the weirdos ignore it?...just say...oh well he doesn't make me laugh....nooooo the uptight control freaks have to prance in here to put in their negative two cents....add their...."but heeee...."....."and he's......."....."you would like him...".....it's kinda fun to watch the predictability of it....<wink>

i don't think you're an asshole....at all....you've only tossed....with much more brilliance and humor i might add.....it right back at whoever did so first (in most cases)....."oh horror....oh horror....he's playing the game like we do....only he plays it better"....

enjoy yourself, Lance!




btw....Butt Lickers of America might have to step in and file a discriminatory suit against you....for offering up your hot ass for your detractors to kiss....dammit why do they get to check out your junk up close?.....not fair.....at all.......i bet you have a mighty tasty butt....