You know what's really cool about Lance?

[Killswitch]

I do have to give the cat credit though...He seems to have a good public relations/media department.

Since one of the employees is on the beach, and the other one is somewhere else (and not here) it is nice that you could fill in for them Ginny.

Are you going to qualify for unemployment benefits when they return to work?

 

[CoolidgEffect]

He is one of the more complex characters on this island of misfit toys.

 

[Ginny]

Heya, sexy aardvark...go check your PM box for the answer to your request.

just replied........

 

[Ginny]

He is one of the more complex characters on this island of misfit toys.

<nodding>....that he is.....


Merry Christmas to you, Coolidg....

 

[miles]

isn't lance the guy who used to shoot spitballs at you in the third grade?

No. He was the guy in the seventh grade who looked like Ron Jeremy, and desperately wanted everyone to believe he was getting just as much pussy.

 

[tortoise]

I can find at least a few qualities that I like about virtually anybody. Even if you dislike him, and he's given some here more than ample reason to do so, you can't tell me he's never made you chuckle.

<shrug>

To each their own.

Merry Christmas!

 

[Freya]

He's better than most at provoking a giggle or two.

Hey! Merry Christmas Ginny and Tortoise.

 

[Ginny]

Merry Christmas, sweet Freya!

 

[WriterDom]

Lance, love him, or hate him. But only in a few short months he has turned "Lance" into one of the most popular lit words since fucktard. At only 25.04 posts a day.

 

[Killswitch]

15 minutes of fame......tick tock........

 

[Guest]

No. He was the guy in the seventh grade who looked like Ron Jeremy, and desperately wanted everyone to believe he was getting just as much pussy.

Well, with that 7th grade moustache, who wouldn't believe him?

 

[MissTaken]

I knew a guy named Lance, once. We went to school together. he was your typical, heavy set, slow moving, slow talking geek.

Everybody liked him because he was just himself. Even when the joke didn't make sense or the story seemed to never end, he was "Just Lance."

Being "Just Lance" gave him license to do and be whatever he liked, which was a pretty big feat in High School.

Lance was cool, though.

So, in terms of our Lance?

Well, he is "Just Lance" and I think tortoise has summed being "Just Lance" up nicely.

He is intelligent, amusing when he is on, scathing when he is pissed and yes, takes pot shots. But, he is "Just Lance!"

Respectfully submitted, I might add!

 

[Killswitch]

15 minutes of fame......tick tock........

 

[JazzManJim]

...you can't tell me he's never made you chuckle.

I can, tort.

Sorry, my friend. This is where my nice guy rep takes a huge dump.

 

[miles]

Well, with that 7th grade moustache, who wouldn't believe him?

LMAO!

 

[Lancecastor]

Gee, thanks Ginny and everyone else, for your words.

Yeah, I'm the spitball guy from third grade, the guy who put the tack on the teacher's chair in sixth grade, the guy who corrected teachers in eighth grade, the guy who was on student council and the hockey team and film club and dated the pretty older girl in high school, got into law school at age 19 while older boys mothers gnashed their teeth...just an arrogant, annoying, haughty, genius, handsome, charming, enormous-penised pain in the arse since the day I was born.

And I drive the Official Vehicle of Assholes Everywhere, a black BMW.

Detractors? Please bend over and kiss my ass.

Friends? Love you.

Thank you.

Lancehole

 

[Killswitch]

Gee, thanks Ginny and everyone else, for your words.

Yeah, I'm the spitball guy from third grade, the guy who put the tack on the teacher's chair in sixth grade, the guy who corrected teachers in eighth grade, the guy who was on student council and the hockey team and film club and dated the pretty older girl in high school, got into law school at age 19 while older boys mothers gnashed their teeth...just an arrogant, annoying, haughty, genius, handsome, charming, enormous-penised pain in the arse since the day I was born.

And I drive the Official Vehicle of Assholes Everywhere, a black BMW.

Detractors? Please bend over and kiss my ass.

Friends? Love you.

Thank you.

Lancehole

You forgot to mention all the celebrities you know.

 

[Mia62]

You forgot to mention all the celebrities you know.

He knows me. Who else is there?

 

[Lancecastor]

You forgot to mention all the celebrities you know.

Hahaha! You've posted more than anyone else to this thread, but I'm still not going to put my penis in your bum.

But the bike racing's cool.

Hey Detroit boy...when the Allante first came out (jan of 89 I think, maybe 90) I snagged one from Joe Louis out of the press pool, dropped the top and crashed the Grosse Pointe wearing a wings hat and Serengetis....and get this....wound up having lunch with Lee Iacocca (sp?) and Ross Perot in the dining room, just the three of us. No shit. The guards all thought I was a Wing. I parked out front under the canopy and strolled in. Tres cool.

Lance

 

[Lancecastor]

He knows me. Who else is there?

Precisely.

My Harrison Ford reference the other day made KS think I was name dropping. So be it.

As I said in the post, I became invisible to my date the moment he sat down. Mira caught the play. It was funny.

I kissed her on the cheek when we left. She smelled nice.
Lance

 

[Ishmael]

Hey Detroit boy...when the Allante first came out (jan of 89 I think, maybe 90) I snagged one from Joe Louis out of the press pool, dropped the top and crashed the Grosse Pointe wearing a wings hat and Serengetis....and get this....wound up having lunch with Lee Iacocca (sp?) and Ross Perot in the dining room, just the three of us. No shit. The guards all thought I was a Wing. I parked out front under the canopy and strolled in. Tres cool.

Lance

Pretty much a lying piece of shit on Ross little man. Ross sat on my board of directors until '90.
Ross was paraoid as shit back then, Iacocca I can believe. Ross? Never! I met with him on quarterly basis in MY fucking boardroom and I damn near had to go through a frisk to get there.

Now, if you had dropped the name of Ken Hill, the then Sr. VP of EDS for GM, you might have pulled this off.

But you are a liar.

Ishamel

 

[Killswitch]

And there is no restuarant called The Grosse Pointe. Never was.

 

[Saint Peter]

Lance who?

 

[Mia62]

Come on now, boys. Should we have Ginny start a thread for each of you? Would that make y'all feel better?

Shoo...go to bed. Maybe a good night's sleep will improve your moods.

Merry Christmas, Ishmael and Killswitch.

 

[Ishmael]

Come on now, boys. Should we have Ginny start a thread for each of you? Would that make y'all feel better?

Shoo...go to bed. Maybe a good night's sleep will improve your moods.

Merry Christmas, Ishmael and Killswitch.

The serial adulterous chimes in. How sweet. Liars supporting liars.

Ishmael