You know what? I think I really need to get fucked.

[Rubyfruit]

Ok, married people? You know how your sex life has ups and downs? Well, mine has been down for a few weeks now.

I'm irritable and cranky and I'm starting not to like my spouse very much at all. That's what happens with me when we have no intimacy.

I need a good fucking and I need it now or, so help me, I'm going to fucking scream!

 

[Azwed]

Go print out a tastey picture of yourself and superimpose the words FUCK ME in big red letters. Then stick it in his briefcase, car seat, TV just somewhere.

 

[Digger Troll]

Digger Troll Says Hello!

 

[cymbidia]

I really need to get fucked, too.
I'm past irritable and cranky and moving into depressed.


What the FUCK do single people do when feeling needy like this? My damn trusty white pocket rocket just isn't doing the job anymore - and i'm looking at a very very long dry spell, the kinda dry spell with no end in sight, you know? I'm not made for dry spells. So what do single people do? Especially when they have, uh, special needs?

 

[nasty]

Get on the closest plane to NY, and, I'm more than willing.

 

[pabloback]

us single people get really pissed off that all the couples are getting it all the time whenever they want

 

[Mistress]

Sighs...


Me too.....

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Ruby,
I'm not married... But I could use A good fucking too I think

Not gonna happen though.

*Sigh*

 

[Rubyfruit]

cym, I used to go to the scene parties with friends. I never lacked for attention at them.

You know what? I'm not even interested in my husband right now. Isn't that weird how that happens? Sometimes I can't get enough of him - 5 times a week isn't enough. Other times we seem to not even want to look at each other.

I'm fucking pissed now at him now though. We've been fighting all evening.

 

[miles]

PM function broken?

 

[Summery]

Ruby,
I'm not married... But I could use A good fucking too I think

Not gonna happen though.

*Sigh*

Welcome Fly to my single world of not getting any either!
I'm down right irritated!

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Welcome Fly to my single world of not getting any either!
I'm down right irritated!

not really the same world I think.... but close
let's wallow together

 

[JazzManJim]

Yep...I'm in that same boat.

So someone get over here. Now.

Or I'll explode.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Damn. Just damn.

 

[Rubyfruit]

PM function broken?

No. Is yours?

 

[pabloback]

you lot think you are hard doneby i got sexy girl and p p man to choose from over here , dont think i will be getting any for a while

 

[SexuallyGifted]

I got laid friday afternoon..... & I've been ready to get it again since friday evening

 

[morninggirl5]

you lot think you are hard doneby i got sexy girl and p p man to choose from over here , dont think i will be getting any for a while

pablo, i think it's time for you to consider a new home or entering a monastery

 

[paganangel]

i got it friday night and again saturday morning...but she was too vanilla and wouldn't pinch or byte my nipples hard enough. i couldn't cum....that sucks pretty bad too. now i feel like i need to get it more than i did b4 only i feel too guilty amongst you all to complain.

 

[Rubyfruit]

My mood just keeps getting worse. I think the only thing that would cure it now is if somebody forced me on the bed on my stomach, tied my wrists to the headboard, propped a pillow under my hips and fucked my ass while pulling my hair and calling me a cunt.

 

[Guest]

maybe you spend to much time here.

 

[lilminx]

My mood just keeps getting worse. I think the only thing that would cure it now is if somebody forced me on the bed on my stomach, tied my wrists to the headboard, propped a pillow under my hips and fucked my ass while pulling my hair and calling me a cunt.

Got a strapon for me to use on you?

 

[Rubyfruit]

Got a strapon for me to use on you?

I'll go get one.

 

[paganangel]

ruby

wow, i thought i needed to get it b4. now i know i do!! dirty thing!

 

[Siren]

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