You know, not everything's an anecdote.

"Here's a helpful hint, if you are going to tell a story, have a point. It makes it so much more interesting." paraphrased from the same movie.
 
I was at this stoplight the other day, and it took forever to turn green. Oh, yeah, and the guy ahead of me, he had a bumpersticker, and it said, like "My kid's an honor student," or something like that.
That sucked.
 
I was in a restaurant in Studio City yesterday and Kevin Costner came in with some blond babe and all the women at our table got all swoony and they sat down near us and nothing else happened.
 
I just got back from the salon and I was so tired I fell asleep in the chair while Luigi was cutting my hair. It was so funny! Well, I guess you had to be there.
 
"You know... you know when you're telling these little stories? Here's a good idea: have a point. It makes it so much more interesting for the listener!"

"I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!"

:D

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