You just might be a WASP

[midwestyankee]

Following on a potentially regrettable reaction in another thread.....

If you think that it's de rigeur to sleep in your blue blazer, you just might be a WASP.

 

[silverwhisper]

if you break with family tradition and do not give your son a name ending in a roman numeral, you just might be a WASP.

ed

 

[EJFan]

if all your credit cards are named for some sort of precious metal, you might be a wasp.

 

[midwestyankee]

if you break with family tradition and do not give your son a name ending in a roman numeral, you just might be a WASP.

ed

If your daughter is named Muffin Bunny Throgwhistle IV, you just might be a WASP.

 

[Recidiva]

If you're more concerned about what the neighbors think than what your spouse thinks, you might be a WASP.

 

[bisexplicit]

If you find it impossible to "get good help these days," you just might be a WASP.

If all of your friends just happen to be retired doctors, you just might be a WASP.

 

[midwestyankee]

If the church you attend has had a minister with your surname for the last 11 generations, you just might be a WASP.

If Nathaniel Hawthorne wrote about your great-great grandfather, you just might be a WASP.

 

[Quoll]

If you are black and yellow and lay your eggs in other insects, you might be a WASP.



Somehow I think I might have missed something.
Is this our very first parody thread?

 

[bisexplicit]

If you swear you can trace your lineage back to the Mayflower, you just might be a WASP.

 

[bisexplicit]

If you are black and yellow and lay your eggs in other insects, you might be a WASP.



Somehow I think I might have missed something.
Is this our very first parody thread?

Psst...https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=420011

And WASP = White Anglo-Saxon Protestant.

 

[midwestyankee]

If you swear you can trace your lineage back to the Mayflower, you just might be a WASP.

If you think that your lineage includes the members of royalty who forced the sailing of the Mayflower, you just might be a WASP.

 

[EJFan]

Somehow I think I might have missed something.
Is this our very first parody thread?

no... if it was a parody thread we'd be talking about "polly want a cracker" and seasonal molting.

 

[Recidiva]

If you're proud because you're known for being nice to "those people" that your family disapproves of, you might be a WASP.

 

[silverwhisper]

if you pack away your summer clothing every labor day in a cedar chest, you just might be a WASP.

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

If you're proud because you're known for being nice to "those people" that your family disapproves of, you might be a WASP.

If you've given "those people" a job taking care of your lawn, you might be a WASP.

 

[Recidiva]

If you've given "those people" a job taking care of your lawn, you might be a WASP.

If you think paying "those people" under the table is simply the way it's always been done, you might be a WASP.

 

[midwestyankee]

If you're proud because you're known for being nice to "those people" that your family disapproves of, you might be a WASP.

If some of those people work in your family's business, and you've never met any of them, you just might be a WASP.

 

[bisexplicit]

if you pack away your summer clothing every labor day in a cedar chest, you just might be a WASP.

ed

If someone wearing white after labor day is scandal-worthy, you might be a WASP.

 

[EJFan]

if you won't hire an interior decorator who ISN'T gay, regardless of skill, you might be a WASP

 

[Recidiva]

if you won't hire an interior decorator who ISN'T gay, regardless of skill, you might be a WASP

If you won't allow your son to be an interior decorator OR gay, you might be a WASP.

 

[silverwhisper]

nice one, bi!

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

nice one, bi!

ed

Thank you, I'd like to thank the WASP town that I grew up in.

 

[Recidiva]

If your "interested and polite face" that you think is charming basically looks like someone has a gun trained on you and you're under hot lights, you might be a WASP.

 

[bisexplicit]

If your "interested and polite face" that you think is charming basically looks like someone has a gun trained on you and you're under hot lights, you might be a WASP.

If your normal look is "I don't approve of that," you might be a WASP.

 

[midwestyankee]

If your normal look is "I don't approve of that," you might be a WASP.

<thinks a moment about the wifely one's normal countenance>

Holy bug spray, Batman, I think we need a huge can right now!