You have cold hands and you're horny

[KillerMuffin]

Do you go run your hands under hot water or do you quit looking at pics of naked guys?

Hypothetical of course. I'm doing my nails.

 

[scylis]

ok, you lift up your ass, place your spankin' hand on the chair, then sit on it.

enjoy!



"now remember people, if your hands start to get cold, just put them between your buttocks. it's nature's pocket!"

 

[JUDO]

Gloves?

My fingers never seem to have a hard time warming up once my hands decide to get...ah, busy.


- Judo

 

[Flower Petals]

Well... just a thought... but if you get up to run your hands under hot water, aren't you then no longer looking at the pics of the hot naked guy?

 

[freescorfr]

Do you go run your hands under hot water or do you quit looking at pics of naked guys?

Hypothetical of course. I'm doing my nails.

That's a really odd reaction to looking at nude photos. When I look at naked women, my hands are always at exactly the same temperature as my willie minus 1C. Cos the apparatus is always one step ahead. I thought this was a product of our evolutionary development, sort of hand to cock synthermosity.

KM I can only surmise it is a genetic defect. Perhaps in your family history the females used to get one from behind when putting the ice in the gin and tonic or something similar. Well worth asking your mum about that.

makes you think.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Reading carefully

One sees no implication of any causal relation between the two - KM may have come in from being in a cold place before reading, or may have been peeling ice-cubes for a special treat... she's just asking for how you'd decide, not revealing anything about WHY her hands might "hypothetically" be cold. She's doing her nails, after all.

 

[alexandraaah]

Re: Reading carefully

One sees no implication of any causal relation between the two - KM may have come in from being in a cold place before reading, or may have been peeling ice-cubes for a special treat... she's just asking for how you'd decide, not revealing anything about WHY her hands might "hypothetically" be cold. She's doing her nails, after all.

Will you come help me with my research project?

 

[freescorfr]

Re: Reading carefully

One sees no implication of any causal relation between the two - KM may have come in from being in a cold place before reading, or may have been peeling ice-cubes for a special treat... she's just asking for how you'd decide, not revealing anything about WHY her hands might "hypothetically" be cold. She's doing her nails, after all.

Lukky, I have grave difficulty with causal relationships in the first place. Think of the trouble they get people into. Lawyers are always looking for causes and ther's always trouble when they're around.

So now, my dear Watson. Why was she doing her nails?

 

[LukkyKnight]

Re: Re: Reading carefully

Why was she doing her nails?

Because they wanted doing, of course.

 

[lostsouls]

Do you go run your hands under hot water or do you quit looking at pics of naked guys?

Hypothetical of course. I'm doing my nails.

nope but i'd quit looking at the naked women lol

 

[April]

Put some gloves on.