You guys ever try to do psychic bullshit? I do, just in case...

[SilvaTungDevil]

I tried to pick up my car (a badass 2004 Honda Element) a couple of minutes ago. I mean, I didn't try THAT hard. Din't want to blow out my o-ring or anything.

I'm always trying to rip holes in space and time. I'm not sure I try my hardest. I'm a little afraid of what might happen if I went full power.

How 'bout you guys? If you haven't tried, how can you be sure?

 

[Conager]

When I was a kid, I used to attempt various versions of ESP like telekinesis, telepathy, and clairvoyance. I would "flex" my brain like a muscle. Now that I'm bald I realize I was simply wrinkling my scalp.

Just so you know- these are not the poasters you're looking for. . .

 

[rockcasbah]

Positive ideation’s as far as I’ve gotten so far.

Still no luck with the xray pretty girl clothes removing vision ability.

 

[HisArpy]

Positive ideation’s as far as I’ve gotten so far.

Still no luck with the xray pretty girl clothes removing vision ability.

I'm fairly certain this super power is limited to horny college age males.

 

[phrodeau]

I can cause the grocery store door to open, eight inches further from the door than anyone else.

 

[rae121452]

man, i had a freaky psychic experience this morning. i was laying in bed sound asleep but dreaming that the phone was ringing. then i woke up and it really was! scary!

 

[raindancer]

I use the Force. Usually on my cunt and stuff.