You guys aren't gonna believe this!

[Betticus]

This can't be a coincidence, it happens way too often. It must be some kind of sign from above but here goes.

According to the thingie at the side of a lot of webpages there are literally thousands of extremely hot, naked or half naked young women in my own town just sitting at home waiting on me to have sex with them.

It's no shit! At first I thought that it was some kind of blanket advertisement but then the pictures started to have captions saying that these girls live in Las Cruces. There is just no way that can be a coincidence. Apparently all I have to do to get in touch with these thousands of lonely, love starved hotties is to join some web site where they are all waiting on me. They just need me to contact them.

I had no idea that there were so many lonely, gorgeous women pretty much right around the corner and they all want me!!!

So, if you see me walking with a limp or looking worn down you'll know why.

 

[northwoods_sub]

No F*in WAY!!!! There are girl here in BFE Minnesota too. Just waiting for me to call them and have my way with them!!!
This is the most amazing phenomenom, I have to wait for Sirs permission first but, I wish you the best of luck!!!

 

[HottieMama]

There's a ton here in Wichita as well. don't know where cause i have never seen any that look remotely like the women in those ads.

 

[maybenicegirl]

Wow, Betticus, I've seen that before, too, but when I tried to look it seemed like you had to pay to get any further info, so it seemed fake to me.

 

[CutieMouse]

They live in Dallas too... oddly, all the ones who say they are 32, look 16.

 

[graceanne]

 

[Betticus]

OMG! They are everywhere!

It appears that this phenomena may be nationwide.

 

[northwoods_sub]

They live in Dallas too... oddly, all the ones who say they are 32, look 16.

thats just the botox treatments isn't it?

 

[Betticus]

thats just the botox treatments isn't it?

I keep my sweet, soft, girly skin by using quality skin care products and gentle exfoliation.

 

[graceanne]

OMG! They are everywhere!

It appears that this phenomena may be nationwide.

Maybe it's a conspiracy. They're actually cyborgs, who will hypnotise you and put you under the power of Big Brother.

 

[Betticus]

Maybe it's a conspiracy. They're actually cyborgs, who will hypnotise you and put you under the power of Big Brother.

You mean like Stepford wives?

Can I get a Cherry2000 model or two?

 

[Chicklet]

They live in Dallas too... oddly, all the ones who say they are 32, look 16.

and the one's in portland that say they're 18 look 42!!

 

[graceanne]

You mean like Stepford wives?

Can I get a Cherry2000 model or two?

You like 'em cherry?

 

[northwoods_sub]

You like 'em cherry?

They come in different flavors!!!!! Make mine amaretto!!!

 

[Velvet Bubbles]

You know that town right down the road from me that has a population of only 50? Apparently they're all females waiting for Betticus to arrive.

 

[Betticus]

You like 'em cherry?

Betticus detects sammieness. Or should I say Gracieness?

So anyway, it's become apparent to me that you are beginning to get a bit of an att..... what the hell? A plate of warm, still soft from the oven chocolate chip cookies just appeared...

Right over.... ---------------> there... on that table..

 

[Betticus]

You know that town right down the road from me that has a population of only 50? Apparently they're all females waiting for Betticus to arrive.

Damn! I just checked the door too and so far it seems that none of em know my address. Probably because I haven't joined that paysite..

 

[graceanne]

Betticus detects sammieness. Or should I say Gracieness?

So anyway, it's become apparent to me that you are beginning to get a bit of an att..... what the hell? A plate of warm, still soft from the oven chocolate chip cookies just appeared...

Right over.... ---------------> there... on that table..

Moi? Sammy?

you're just lucky I'm easy to distract.

COOKIES!

 

[Betticus]

Moi? Sammy?

you're just lucky I'm easy to distract.

COOKIES!

Yeah.

Now check this out. It is also apparent that not only are hot girls waiting at home for me to just join that site so they can get in contact with me but there are also a bunch of hot women in every city just waiting around at home for me to call this phone number and talk with them.

I know that this is true because every hot girl I know hangs out at home waiting for random men they don't know to call.

 

[graceanne]

Yeah.

Now check this out. It is also apparent that not only are hot girls waiting at home for me to just join that site so they can get in contact with me but there are also a bunch of hot women in every city just waiting around at home for me to call this phone number and talk with them.

I know that this is true because every hot girl I know hangs out at home waiting for random men they don't know to call.

Oh, but I'm sure it's not the random men they're waiting for - it's you. *bats eyelashes*

Anymore cookies?

 

[Puman]

Yeah.

Now check this out. It is also apparent that not only are hot girls waiting at home for me to just join that site so they can get in contact with me but there are also a bunch of hot women in every city just waiting around at home for me to call this phone number and talk with them.

I know that this is true because every hot girl I know hangs out at home waiting for random men they don't know to call.

LOL! Of course they do! What else would hot women do? Oh wait... they also go for botox!

 

[Betticus]

Oh, but I'm sure it's not the random men they're waiting for - it's you. *bats eyelashes*

Anymore cookies?

Yeah, there are some snickerdoodles and oatmeal raisin ones over by that box of Belgian truffles. Next to the pitcher of ice cold, fresh milk.

 

[graceanne]

Yeah, there are some snickerdoodles and oatmeal raisin ones over by that box of Belgian truffles. Next to the pitcher of ice cold, fresh milk.

Oh my. You're so handsome and strong. *smiles angelically*

And you keep providing cookies, I'll keep saying it.

 

[Betticus]

LOL! Of course they do! What else would hot women do? Oh wait... they also go for botox!

This stuff is true, I have proof.

A couple of months ago I was at the mall on a Saturday afternoon because I wanted to go to the bookstore.. Well, I saw a whole bunch of cute teens pushing baby strollers around. This is proof that hot, young girls just love to get it on!

Some of em had more than one lil bundle and had to have friends and/or family members help with pushing all the strollers. Also, none of em had men with them. More proof that they are just waiting for guys!

 

[graceanne]

This stuff is true, I have proof.

A couple of months ago I was at the mall on a Saturday afternoon because I wanted to go to the bookstore.. Well, I saw a whole bunch of cute teens pushing baby strollers around. This is proof that hot, young girls just love to get it on!

Some of em had more than one lil bundle and had to have friends and/or family members help with pushing all the strollers. Also, none of em had men with them. More proof that they are just waiting for guys!

Once when I was hugely pregnant with my youngest my best friend took me out to do some karaoke-ing, cause I was getting stir crazy. A really hot guy walked into the bar, and my friend pointed him out. I grinned, evilly, and said 'hey, maybe I should go over to him and say 'my baby needs a daddy'.