you first posters...

[scylis]

you miserable toad-screwing shit-sucking father-raping grandmother's corpse-fucking ass-tick-infested-monkey-cum-drinking-whorebags!

KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF!






so, would anybody care to hear my opinion on the subject of "first-posting?"

 

[Siren]

 

[Siren]

 

[scylis]

no one's doing to me b/c i've only started two threads since this stupid little game started up, one of which was this one, and the other involved me shooting the first poster to reply with my bowel disruptor set to intestinal maelstrom, who happened to be Laurel!

i don't like your little game. i tend to avoid stupid, meaningless drivel posts not flooded with fucking sarcasm like the fucking plague. i can't avoid these; they're everywhere. it's stupid, it's meaningless, mindless, witless, borring spewtum. i think it's making me stupider.

stupider...?

more stupid.

fuck.

 

[Siren]

 

[scylis]

i'm really a 19 year old loser who has no social life, has given up on EVER having a sex life b/c it involves interacting with other people, likes edged weapons, has mild to severe cases of a handfull of mental illnesses (and recieves no treatment for any of them), is addicted to caffeen, has a incredible IQ yet can't pass a class to save his ass, and just ended a week and a half of entertaining his mother while she visited him in Alaska!

if someone like that does something that dissapoints you, i think your expectations are a little off!

 

[Siren]

 

[scylis]

not whoring for sympathy, just illustrating the fact that people are never who they seem.

actually i'm a 34 year old fatass virgin with the face like a mule or Ron Jeremey on a good day who beats off to beastiality and pedo videos late at night. durring the day i work at a petting zoo.