Rumple Foreskin
The AH Patriarch
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This came by e-mail today. It crossed the Rumple mind that a few enlightened AH'ers might really dig this schitt. RF
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In the past, many people were at a loss for a response when someone said, "You don't know Jack Schitt" Now the lineage has finally been revealed. Read on and you'll be able to handle the situation intelligently.
Jack is the son of Awe Schitt and O Schitt. Awe, the fertilizer magnet, married O Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep and Schitt, Inc.
Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple begat 6 children; Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents wishes, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After 15 years of marriage, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married a Mr. Sherlock, and out of devotion to her children, decided to hyphenate her last name, and became Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married a woman named Loda Dung who became Loda Schitt. The couple produced a son, Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, inseparable throughout childhood subsequently married the Happens brothers. The local newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding, which was quite an event. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He returned from his travels with Italian bride, Piza Schitt.
So, NOW if anyone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can beg to differ. You not only know Jack Schitt, but the entire Schitt List!
Just another fine service of:
No Hope Enterprises,
Rumple Foreskin, CPO (chief porn officer)
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In the past, many people were at a loss for a response when someone said, "You don't know Jack Schitt" Now the lineage has finally been revealed. Read on and you'll be able to handle the situation intelligently.
Jack is the son of Awe Schitt and O Schitt. Awe, the fertilizer magnet, married O Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep and Schitt, Inc.
Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple begat 6 children; Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents wishes, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After 15 years of marriage, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married a Mr. Sherlock, and out of devotion to her children, decided to hyphenate her last name, and became Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married a woman named Loda Dung who became Loda Schitt. The couple produced a son, Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, inseparable throughout childhood subsequently married the Happens brothers. The local newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding, which was quite an event. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He returned from his travels with Italian bride, Piza Schitt.
So, NOW if anyone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can beg to differ. You not only know Jack Schitt, but the entire Schitt List!
Just another fine service of:
No Hope Enterprises,
Rumple Foreskin, CPO (chief porn officer)
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