You Are A Murderer

[mnbreastluver]

The probability of the statement - YOU ARE A MURDERER - being true increases with the popularity of this thread

 

[beachbaby179]

Well, yes. I kill spiders and anything with an excessive number of legs when I encounter them in my house.

 

[Bill_Cosplay]

Murderer: the unlawful premeditated killing of one human being by another.

The definition does not apply to thousands of people who have killed people. And no one smart will admit to being a murderer.

 

[done_got_old]

The probability of the statement - YOU ARE A MURDERER - being true increases with the popularity of this thread

Yes, I've contemplated murder several times. I went so far as to.........

 

[done_got_old]

Murderer: the unlawful premeditated killing of one human being by another.

The definition does not apply to thousands of people who have killed people. And no one smart will admit to being a murderer.

My attempts have all failed. The first one happened when I was five.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Shoot, shovel, and shut up has always been my motto.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Now that you mention it, I haven't seen a few people here this week.

 

[tnman03]

Is this a hit list thread? Because I have two names...

Now that you mention it, I haven't seen a few people here this week.

I see nothing...hear nothing...know nothing.

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Is for hire...hands out business cards. We stab em, you get to slab em is our motto...

 

[zydrate]

http://i.imgur.com/5cBg7CI.jpg

 

[tnman03]

http://i.imgur.com/5cBg7CI.jpg

That's forever true of an outdoor or indoor/outdoor cat...

 

[Taegul]

Does it count if someone kills threads? Asking for a friend.

 

[done_got_old]

Is there a statue of limitation on attempted murder?

 

[HBergeron]

I've seen a few people murder the English language.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

no body.....no murder

 

[barefootgirl69]

I shot sheriff, but I didn't shoot the deputy!

 

[LostGirlTink]

I only hide bodies for really close friends... or substantially large amounts of cash.

 

[Beatrix_B]

He had it comin'!

 

[LostGirlTink]

He had it comin'!

Love that number

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Yep. I regularly murder Classic Rock, Blues, Pop and Folk on my guitar, including this one by Old Neil. Down By the River, I shot my Baby... (About a minute in)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j6PsBm4VeJQ

 

[Jada59]

I slay people with my sense of humor.

 

[DeckardNYC]

I kill with my singing.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I kill with my singing.

I got a standing ovation doing that once in a karaoke bar! It was when I stopped singing.

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

If you use your sharp and cutting tongue, does that really count?

 

[ydahecnot]

It’s killing me, trying to fathom this thread