You absolute...

[Unquoted]

You absolute toilet bowl ring.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute rotten carcass.

 

[Taegul]

You absolute left-handed mouse.

 

[snebb]

You absolute English keyboard with Finnish language selection

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute plastic bag breathing device.

 

[Unquoted]

You absolute butt cheese.

 

[Adrian81]

You absolute bumbledick

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute drain cleaner.

 

[Taegul]

You absolute total eclipse of the heart

 

[Trubbycat]

You absolute douche canoe

 

[ATrueNewBeginning]

You absolute dream smasher…

 

[Unquoted]

You absolute bent nail.

 

[MedicalMuse]

You absolute stash of fermented, squirrel nuts.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

You absolute carrot cake!

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute coffin.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

You absolute pooper in the wash stall

 

[Unquoted]

You absolute square suppository.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute filthy hair brush.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute nipple muncher

 

[LizWetmore]

You absolute pinhead

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute broken sausage.

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute cabbage

 

[Taegul]

You absolute ripped grocery bag.

 

[F3x0r]

you absolute waste of sperm

 

[Marlboroguy]

You absolute clothes hamper