You absolute...

[Cwtchseeker]

You absolute bap

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute clattering fanny

 

[Taegul]

You absolute artificial sweetener.

 

[Norfolkguy55]

You absolute doughnut

 

[snebb]

You absolute gimbal

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute thunder without a storm.

 

[Adrian81]

You absolute sweaty bollock

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute paper mache house.

 

[GetNerdy]

You absolute bad night's sleep.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute sewer

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute cracked mug.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute moldy book.

 

[Unquoted]

You absolute skunk whisker

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute obvious evil character that is pretending to help the hero in an action movie.

 

[Adrian81]

You absolute parsnip

 

[LizWetmore]

You absolute little bitch

 

[Unquoted]

You absolute rubber frog

 

[Adrian81]

You absolute bongo

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute crusty laundry.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute peacock

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute social media requirement.

 

[MissSNG]

You absolute moldy dishrag

 

[Cwtchseeker]

You absolute stained mattress

 

[ATrueNewBeginning]

You absolute crusty bunghole

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute flat choux bun