You absolute...

[Underscore_2]

You absolute Pattaya ploy

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute fuckletoad.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute money throwing bandit.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

You absolute wet noodle

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

You absolute cock goblin

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute cock gobbler

 

[jason28053]

You absolute fuckletoad.

Is this French for fuckFrog?

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute overly lengthy scientific explanation that requires research to understand.

 

[bikerbonez]

You absolute turd

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute frozen hot tub.

 

[Unquoted]

You absolute misspelled pun

 

[pinkparkhorse]

You absolute leaky boat

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

You absolute cock gobbler

You absolute grammar Nazi.

 

[Qky75]

You absolute grammar Nazi.

You absolute crazy chicken

 

[GraiceeGirl]

You absolute nice guy

 

[Underscore_2]

You absolute snitch

 

[Cwtchseeker]

You absolute shambles

 

[Underscore_2]

You absolute grockle

 

[Adrian81]

You absolute shitfinger

 

[Underscore_2]

You absolute mirror-gazer

 

[Adrian81]

You absolute crab

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute quarterly financial report.

 

[Mrtenant]

You absolute window licker

 

[Unquoted]

You absolute lint trap

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute shrinking pants.