You absolute...

[Adrian81]

You absolute juggler

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute fried asparagus.

 

[BikiniBawdy]

You absolute hypocrite

 

[ATrueNewBeginning]

You absolute chud

 

[smtst5]

You absolute knob

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute broken belt.

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute wheelie bin.

 

[NudieUser]

You absolute packet

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute 100 yen coin.

 

[LizWetmore]

You absolute wet noodle

 

[Unquoted]

You absolute homonym

 

[F3x0r]

You absolute openreach engineer ( may or may not be related specifically to my day )

 

[Underscore_2]

You absolute chipolata

 

[Qky75]

You absolute chlamydomonas

 

[bikerbonez]

you absolute dustbin

 

[Underscore_2]

You absolute half-cajun

 

[GraiceeGirl]

You absolute melted ice cube

 

[FunFilled1980]

A friend from the U.K. texted me earlier. Her text

"How's my favorite bellend?" Yall have some fun slang

 

[ATrueNewBeginning]

You absolute bitch…

 

[GraiceeGirl]

You absolute back mole

 

[Adrian81]

You absolute peanut

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute decayed forest.

 

[Underscore_2]

You absolute verruca

 

[Cwtchseeker]

You absolute spunkpuddle

 

[Underscore_2]

You absolute flat battery