You absolute...

[EctoJohn]

You absolute lost kitten.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute pickle

 

[F3x0r]

You absolute bot posting all over the boards

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute unbuttered bread.

 

[PrissOff]

You absolute piece of monkey crap. (quoting the Rock)

 

[LizWetmore]

You absolute panda bear

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute dried-up flower.

 

[Adrian81]

You absolute jizzbag

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute potted plant.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute broken compressor

 

[ImpishSeraph]

You absolute wanker

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute fluffernutter

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute cuppa cold tea.

 

[InsideSusan]

You absolute supermarket sample

 

[F3x0r]

You absolute fuck muppet

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute curd

 

[GraiceeGirl]

You absolute poop bag.

 

[Coyote3289]

You absolute poop bag.

 

[cactusjack0584]

You absolute twat swatter

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute open door.

 

[Hugo_Agogo_UK]

You absolute dry heave

 

[Apisto42]

You absolute broken link

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute empty journal.

 

[Sundayschild]

You absolute waste of space

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute sneeze