You absolute...

[pinkparkhorse]

You absolute polecat

 

[Taegul]

This is actually a UK compliment

You absolute grapefruit

I never said I was good at insults, you absolute fox.

 

[dommastermark]

You absolute flapdoodle

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute sticky sock.

 

[Xerxes82]

You absolute tadpole

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute pleather sofa.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute toot

 

[NeonSubtlety]

You absolute living blue ball

 

[Nylonian]

You absolute basket muffin.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute dust bunny.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

You absolute first timer.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute shark tank.

 

[GraiceeGirl]

You absolute box of bricks.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute dim candle

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute wrong answer.

 

[Qky75]

You absolute waste of oxygen

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute polka-dotted necktie.

 

[Nylonian]

You absolute fopdoodle.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute leftover take away.

 

[jonnoback]

You absolute plonker

 

[Fivemagicbeans]

You absolute nipple muncher

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute block of cheese

 

[Nylonian]

You absolute Ponce de León.

 

[ShaneoD]

Spunk Bucket

 

[Nylonian]

Spunk Bucket

Think that's a compliment.