You absolute...

[Taegul]

You absolute top of a new page.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute graphing calculator game.

 

[Taegul]

You absolute pinky.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

You absolute tupperware with no lid

 

[Wandering_Sen]

You absolute delicious meal.

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute snake oil merchant

 

[Chernosoth]

You absolute absolutist

 

[lilmissdarling]

You absolute hay fork

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute cartridge.

 

[barefootgirl69]

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[EctoJohn]

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[barefootgirl69]

You absolute banana

 

[Fivemagicbeans]

You absolute Magician

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute mushy peas inside socks.

 

[Taegul]

You absolute bamboo condom.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute aggressive badger.

 

[Fivemagicbeans]

You absolute piss pot

 

[cheekygirl75]

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[boo56]

You absolute ninnyhammer!

 

[Wandering_Sen]

You absolute feline hairball.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute drippy nose

 

[EyesOnHers]

You absolute interrupted yawn

 

[EyesOnHers]

You absolute whining Welsh man

@PotNoodle79

 

[PotNoodle79]

Bit rude, you absolute twat

 

[EyesOnHers]

You will never be anything except the...
Absolute wank puffin