You absolute...

[barefootgirl69]

I saw someone say this on another site. It made me laugh.

You absolute melt.

 

[PotNoodle79]

I saw someone say this on another site. It made me laugh.

You absolute melt.

Not heard that in a while, you absolute shoeless wonder

 

[EyesOnHers]

I saw someone say this on another site. It made me laugh.

You absolute melt.

You nailed this!
Melt is a proper British insult

 

[EyesOnHers]

You absolute weed whacker

 

[PotNoodle79]

I saw someone say this on another site. It made me laugh.

You absolute melt.

Around these parts you can combine it thusly:

Give your head a wobble, you absolute melt

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute crotch rot.

 

[barefootgirl69]

You nailed this!
Melt is a proper British insult

Around these parts you can combine it thusly:

Give your head a wobble, you absolute melt

I'm going to keep this in my "British insult" box, for future use!

Thank you, you absolute candy floss (it's sweet, yes?).

 

[F3x0r]

You absolute pond scum

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute burnt book.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

You absolute racetrack

 

[EyesOnHers]

I'm going to keep this in my "British insult" box, for future use!

Say it with a disappointed tone to really hammer home your point

 

[PotNoodle79]

I'm going to keep this in my "British insult" box, for future use!

Thank you, you absolute candy floss (it's sweet, yes?).

I'll take that, you absolute toffee apple

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute 8-track.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute insect

 

[jonnoback]

You absolute weevil

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute vented dewar

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute macaroni

 

[SimplyMsT]

You absolute dead plant

 

[The_inspector_and_the_fish]

You absolute pool noodle

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute sloppy winter.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute taco

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute printer ink

 

[Wandering_Sen]

You absolute WH40K fanboi.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute hairy mole

 

[Graybear1826]

You absolute wool whip wielding woman.