You absolute...

[EctoJohn]

You absolute 720p video.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

You absolute 16bit video game.

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute stinky sock.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute maple syrup bottle.

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute Friday 13th

 

[EyesOnHers]

You absolute ice hockey mask

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute Camp Crystal Lake

 

[EyesOnHers]

You absolute murdering mum

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute set of bad sequels

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute paper napkin

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute corked bottle of wine

 

[jonnoback]

You absolute rancid pint of milk

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute furry pear

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute dry avocado

 

[EyesOnHers]

You absolute watery ketchup squirt

 

[Orwellian69]

Or

You absolute ketchup precum, you absolute amateur.

 

[EyesOnHers]

Or

You absolute ketchup precum

Epic

 

[CurvyCumslut75]

You absolute weapon

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute hair dryer in the bath

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute dead pixel

 

[Fivemagicbeans]

You absolute Ding Dong

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute hockey mask.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute empty crisps bag

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute square wheel.

 

[asxymann68]

You absolute dingbatt.