You absolute...

[ScarletDaisy]

You absolute sticky adult theater floor.

You absolute spilled soda!

 

[EyesOnHers]

You absolute sticky adult theater floor.

You absolute fluffer

You two have been hitting the town it seems

 

[PotNoodle79]

You two have been hitting the town it seems

Boys need a hobby

 

[EyesOnHers]

You absolute spilled soda!

Perfect

 

[Taegul]

You two have been hitting the town it seems

You absolute rumor starter.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Stop watching the porn or update your antivirus

It’s my father clicking on things in his spam folder… no matter what we say, he insists on going through it constantly to clear it out

 

[dommastermark]

You absolute brick nibbler

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute week-old takeaway

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute century egg.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute delicacy

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute mug.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute toupee

 

[Apisto42]

You absolute fixative

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute blank page.

 

[Apisto42]

You absolute dry nib

 

[Taegul]

You absolute ewe.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute meathead

 

[Obeylily]

I need an absolute friend.been in the military can make one socially less absolute