You absolute...

[Dogma52]

You absolute Putz!

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute box of rocks

 

[EarthWolf]

you absolute burnt lasagna

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute shed hair

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute bald spot

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute cheap auto decal.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

You absolute bomb cyclone

'cause it's fun to say

 

[angelofthenorth]

You absolute rotten egg

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute mouldy jam jar

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute rat tail.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute messy braid

 

[ChloeOfCascadia]

You absolute poodle hat!

 

[Betty_Boobz]

You absolute

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute wavy crisp.

 

[ChloeOfCascadia]

You absolute

Sometimes a donut ring is both beautiful and delicious.

I have a taste for such things.

You absolute delight!

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute cheese curd.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute unexpectedly-rotten milk

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute hot chocolate