You absolute...

[Taegul]

You absolute murder hornet.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute white belt!

 

[Taegul]

You absolute penile implant.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

You absolute blown out spinal column

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute erotic business card.

 

[LeSabreur]

You absolute kippered eel

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute zippidy-doo-dah!

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute Red 40.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

You absolute creampie.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

You absolute naughty idea.

 

[SimplyMsT]

You absolute tire nail

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute sandbag

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute door knocker

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute crystal football. [Either type, reader's choice ]

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute predicament

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute pincushion.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

You absolute harem brained ninny.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute sweaty sock.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute loose eyelash

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute moldy rock.

 

[Apisto42]

You absolute wrong sized bolt.

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute unread PM

 

[Taegul]

You absolute STOP sign.

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute purple headed, one eyed trouser trout

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute paper straw.

Useful, but not for long.