You absolute...

[EctoJohn]

You absolute pencil shaving!

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute cold cup of tea

(Murican friends, do not invoke sweet tea. Abomination!)

 

[Kat90xx]

You absolute bar steward

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute cold cup of tea

(Murican friends, do not invoke sweet tea. Abomination!)

Hey, if my tea gets cold, I'm still drinking it. Do NOT waste the tea!

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You absolute toothbrush.

 

[PotNoodle79]

Hey, if my tea gets cold, I'm still drinking it. Do NOT waste the tea!

You absolute cold tea drinker

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute cold tea drinker

Just give me tea in whatever form and I'm happy.

You absolute coffee mug.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

You absolute garden hose

 

[LeSabreur]

You absolute porridge

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute soggy bottom

 

[Wandering_Sen]

You absolute over cooked pasta dish

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute overcooked steak

 

[pinkparkhorse]

You absolute undercooked Banana Slug

 

[SimplyMsT]

You absolute sweet tea drinker

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute metronome

 

[SimplyMsT]

You absolute toenail clipping

 

[DirrrtyDanny]

You absolute pool noodle

 

[Wandering_Sen]

You absolute clean freak.

 

[SimplyMsT]

You absolute toe jam

 

[PotNoodle79]

you absolute camel toe

 

[SimplyMsT]

You absolute butt head

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute dribble

 

[SimplyMsT]

You absolute dung beetle

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute pile of free Cs.

 

[SimplyMsT]

You absolute twat

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute cheeky bugger