You absolute...

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute animated paperclip

 

[Cwtchseeker]

You absolute ice cream cone

 

[Taegul]

You absolute Rorschach test.

 

[Fantasyzone]

You absolute cock goblin

 

[Peter_Out]

Blame @barefootgirl69
Her idea.

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Go for it, you absolute chair legs

EDIT: this is just for fun. Keep it fun, don't be an absolute mean arsehole.

In case nobody has already pointed it out, it doesn't have to be an insult, you absolute peach.

 

[LeSabreur]

You absolute cockwomble

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute cereal bowl

 

[NudieUser]

You absolute dom!

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute cockwomble

You absolute cereal bowl

Back on point. Well done, you absolute pair of pan handles.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute chocolate dipped squirrel.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

You absolutely have to do blow when drinking mimosas right?

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute football

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

You absolute corner flag.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

You absolute ruck

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute rolling maul

 

[LeSabreur]

You absolute sassenach