You absolute...

[Fantasyzone]

You absolute bulb

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

You absolute casanova

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute cracked egg

 

[Japansurfer]

You absolute Christmas tree (3days after Xmas)

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

You absolute joy

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute ray of fucking sunshine

 

[Shady_nz]

you absolute noodle

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

You absolute tease

 

[TheUKGent]

You absolute cheesecake.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

You absolute muffin

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute bastard

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute Christmas pumpkin

 

[Kat90xx]

You absolute large 69 with extra soy sauce

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute Easter hassenpfeffer

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute hasselback potato

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute box of Prosecco

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute box

 

[angelofthenorth]

you absolute nipple

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute plodder

 

[LeSabreur]

You absolute tosspot

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute Full English Breakfast without black pudding.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute truffle

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute sideways bicycle.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute last minute meeting

 

[Anastasia1999]

You absolute piece of tinsel.