You absolute...

[Fantasyzone]

You absolute bulb

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

You absolute casanova

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute cracked egg

 

[Japansurfer]

You absolute Christmas tree (3days after Xmas)

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

You absolute joy

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute ray of fucking sunshine

 

[Shady_nz]

you absolute noodle

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

You absolute tease

 

[TheUKGent]

You absolute cheesecake.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

You absolute muffin

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute bastard

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute Christmas pumpkin