You absolute...

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute binder clip

 

[Stephie02]

You Absolute rock buried under leaves that made trip and sprain my ankle last October

 

[barefootgirl69]

You Absolute rock buried under leaves that made trip and sprain my ankle last October

Ouch! One year, I was racing my kids to the house and discovered a rock similarly placed. Broke a couple of toes.

 

[Stephie02]

Ouch! One year, I was racing my kids to the house and discovered a rock similarly placed. Broke a couple of toes.

That sounds painful! Lucky for me I'm dating a nurse, got special treatment for a while. Kinda miss it actually

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute rock, you stone, you clod, you less-than-senseless things! (With apologies to Wm Shakespeare)

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute chain.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute reheated lasagna

 

[Stephie02]

You absolute reheated lasagna

I thought you said this thread was supposed to be nice?

 

[Stephie02]

You Absolute soggy microwaved pizza!

 

[LeSabreur]

You absolute full English breakfast!

 

[Apisto42]

You absolute blood sausage

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute soupy mashed potatoes

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute egg

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute slimy old egg shell

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute soggy bottom

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute rotten Muenster

 

[Shady_nz]

You absolute potato

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute orange peel

 

[LeSabreur]

You absolute tosser

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute swamp-fermented cider

 

[Shady_nz]

You absolute knockwurst

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute hangnail

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute wank stain

 

[Xerxes82]

You absolute lima bean

 

[Fantasyzone]

You absolute spector (specter)...ghost, forget it!