You absolute...

[hugh_jarce69]

You absolute drain

 

[SpicyBean99]

You absolute whisk

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute doorknob.

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute baseball bat

 

[SpicyBean99]

You absolutely must be yoking

Eggselent. This is whisking me away, one yolk at a time. Cracking. Keep it going.

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute whisk

I like it

 

[hugh_jarce69]

You absolute trolley

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute puddle

 

[hugh_jarce69]

You absolute dish cloth

 

[hugh_jarce69]

You absolute bird bath

 

[SpicyBean99]

You absolute spork.

 

[Breaking_Dawn_Fantasy]

You absolute ditch witch.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

You absolute foot stool.

 

[poppypopper]

You absolutely make me laugh

 

[hugh_jarce69]

You absolute pube

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute sock

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute can of Spam

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolutely must be yoking

You absolutely make me laugh

I'm not sure you understand the game. It's to insult someone (in a funny way) by calling them an "absolute" noun.

You absolute water bottle. (For example)

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute sweater

 

[poppypopper]

I'm not sure you understand the game. It's to insult someone (in a funny way) by calling them an "absolute" noun.

You absolute water bottle. (For example)

Ahh ok, I get it now

 

[hugh_jarce69]

You absolute marmalade

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute spool

 

[hugh_jarce69]

You absolute nappy rash

 

[ScarletDaisy]

You absolute raisin.

 

[poppypopper]

You absolute shoe lace