You absolute...

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute Cheeto

 

[Taegul]

You absolute whatchamacallit.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute grain of sand.

 

[angelofthenorth]

You absolute used condom

 

[ScarletDaisy]

You absolute random mint in the bottom of my purse for an undetermined amount of time

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute jammie dodger

 

[AsianFusion]

You Absolute Vodka

 

[SimplyMsT]

You absolute dingleberry

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute repeat

 

[Wandering_Sen]

You absolute false alarm.

 

[Apisto42]

You absolute kidney

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute bitter lemon.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

You absolute neighbor's rooster in my hen house!

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute frosted glass.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute pot stirrer

 

[Fivemagicbeans]

You absolute camel hump

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute B-movie

 

[Fantasyzone]

You absolute bouncy ball.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

You absolute existential question.

 

[spawnofdavey]

You absolute sausage.

(probably already been used, soz.)

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute repeating sausage

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute empty box.

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute three legged chair

 

[Grumpy_OG]

You absolute cue ball

 

[Taegul]

You absolute Dutch oven.