Yo' Momma!

[MADDOG]

OK, I've heard like a thousand of these things, but the best one I can remember is the one that goes "Yo' Momma is so fat, that she when she broker her leg, Gravy poured out!" Not bad, but I've heard better. They just escape me right now.

I want you all to post your best Yo' Mommas. I feel like using a couple on my mates.

MADDOG

 

[Cheri]

Here's a great link I found.
http://www.pimpdaddy.com/yomama/yomama-noframes.shtml
Two of my favorites are:
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.
Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
And may I not burn in hell for critisizing a mother.

 

[Nobody Special]

OK here is a few

yo-momma so fat she plays hopscotch -- LA, Reno, Chicago, New York...

Yo-momma so ugly-- that when she looked at my cat sounds were made "phht rour phht phht" and that wasn't the cat..

Yo-momma so skanky-- she gives sourdow yeast infections

yo-momma is like a door knob, every one gets a turn..

and many more

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[Guest]

Hey Maddog...

YO' MOMMA!!!!!

 

[Ravenloft]

Yo momma so stupid that when you say its chilly outside she runs out with a spoon in her hand...