superlittlegirl
Polymorphous Perverse
- Joined
- Apr 9, 2002
- Posts
- 6,690
(Courtesy of Pharcyde)
Yo moma
Yo man you gotta be(you know you gotta be) on the dime
man what's up with that
yo Rochot yeah word up Rochet
uh, we need some brothers to be like droppin knowledge and shit like
that
yo man why don't you quit talkin all that stuff
and do something about it
you know what I'm saying
(don't know quite what they're saying)
oh yeah why don't you do that right now
brothas and sistas
yo mom is so fat
how fat is she
yo moma is so big and fat that she can get busy
with 22 burritos when times is rough
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs
the sad fact,(what) yo moma smokes crack(what)
she got a burnin' yearnin and there's no turnin' back
her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walks
spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talks
sitting on a mountain top tooting on a flizute
riding on a horse drinking whiskey out of bizoots
she's got the wings and teeth of an african bat
her middle name is mud bone and on top of all that
yo moma's got a glass eye with a fish in it (x3)
yo moma, yo moma, yo moma
yo moma looks like she's been in a car with some rocks
with some big butt stones suckin' dirt out of socks
held up the ice cream truck with her sleeve
got it drivin back up she's torn and suckin
she's rhymin' root and toot she stole my loot and my suit
she may have the muscles but no, she's not pretty
oh what a pity
got the glass titty filled up with kool-aid just for the kiddies
on the clip butt naked tootin' on a flute
ridin' on a horsie drinking whiskey out of boots
she's got the teeth and the wings of an african bat
her middle name is mud bone and on top of all that
yo moma's got a wooden leg that's real, real, thick(x3)
yo moma, yo moma, yo moma
I'm thinking about your mother doing funky things
I went to your house and she licked me on the cheek
I said excuse me lady but, I remember seeing you at the paladium way
back in September
cause you was beat by simple lou rawls
in the bright red boxer drawers
you said your moms was pretty and young
but she's old as dirt and got hair on her tongue your mom
your mom, she uses roots
I saw her ridin a horsie drinking whiskey out of boots
she's got the wings and teeth of an african bat
her middle name is mud bone and on top of all that
yo moma's got a peg leg with a kick stand (x2)
I said yo moma's got a peg leg with a kick stand
yo moma, yo moma, yo moma
yo mom is so fat
how fat is she
we rolled up her back to get some burgers from wendy's
and her skates went flat I got stuck in her butt crack
they thought I was lost but, I was caught by the g strap
heaven forbid a giant fart would give way cause
that would blow me round the world in a day
we drove into the drive in and she didn't have to pay
cause we dressed her up to look just like a chevrolet
sittin on the mountain top
tooting on a flizute, riding on a horse drinking whiskey out of bizoots
with the wings and the teeth of an african bat(bat, bat, bat, bat)
her middle name is mud bone and on top of all that
yo moma's got an afro, with a chin strap(x2)
I said yo moma's got an afro with a chin strap
yo moma, yo moma, yo moma
yo moma's got snake skin teeth
yo moma was making sex threats to rickie bell
yo moma be walking down sunset with 99cent sign on her back
yo moma's a sell out nigga
yo moma's a pop tune
yo moma's glasses are so thick she can look into a map and see people
waving at her
his mother be hook fishing,with a hook and reel in the frozen foods
section
jay's moma got playdough teeth
yo moma be eating daytons like now and laters and shit.
Yo mama was an extra on the Simpson's and shit.
Yo mama is so fat you can't see her legs it just looks like she's
gliding across the floor....
Yo moma
Yo man you gotta be(you know you gotta be) on the dime
man what's up with that
yo Rochot yeah word up Rochet
uh, we need some brothers to be like droppin knowledge and shit like
that
yo man why don't you quit talkin all that stuff
and do something about it
you know what I'm saying
(don't know quite what they're saying)
oh yeah why don't you do that right now
brothas and sistas
yo mom is so fat
how fat is she
yo moma is so big and fat that she can get busy
with 22 burritos when times is rough
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs
the sad fact,(what) yo moma smokes crack(what)
she got a burnin' yearnin and there's no turnin' back
her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walks
spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talks
sitting on a mountain top tooting on a flizute
riding on a horse drinking whiskey out of bizoots
she's got the wings and teeth of an african bat
her middle name is mud bone and on top of all that
yo moma's got a glass eye with a fish in it (x3)
yo moma, yo moma, yo moma
yo moma looks like she's been in a car with some rocks
with some big butt stones suckin' dirt out of socks
held up the ice cream truck with her sleeve
got it drivin back up she's torn and suckin
she's rhymin' root and toot she stole my loot and my suit
she may have the muscles but no, she's not pretty
oh what a pity
got the glass titty filled up with kool-aid just for the kiddies
on the clip butt naked tootin' on a flute
ridin' on a horsie drinking whiskey out of boots
she's got the teeth and the wings of an african bat
her middle name is mud bone and on top of all that
yo moma's got a wooden leg that's real, real, thick(x3)
yo moma, yo moma, yo moma
I'm thinking about your mother doing funky things
I went to your house and she licked me on the cheek
I said excuse me lady but, I remember seeing you at the paladium way
back in September
cause you was beat by simple lou rawls
in the bright red boxer drawers
you said your moms was pretty and young
but she's old as dirt and got hair on her tongue your mom
your mom, she uses roots
I saw her ridin a horsie drinking whiskey out of boots
she's got the wings and teeth of an african bat
her middle name is mud bone and on top of all that
yo moma's got a peg leg with a kick stand (x2)
I said yo moma's got a peg leg with a kick stand
yo moma, yo moma, yo moma
yo mom is so fat
how fat is she
we rolled up her back to get some burgers from wendy's
and her skates went flat I got stuck in her butt crack
they thought I was lost but, I was caught by the g strap
heaven forbid a giant fart would give way cause
that would blow me round the world in a day
we drove into the drive in and she didn't have to pay
cause we dressed her up to look just like a chevrolet
sittin on the mountain top
tooting on a flizute, riding on a horse drinking whiskey out of bizoots
with the wings and the teeth of an african bat(bat, bat, bat, bat)
her middle name is mud bone and on top of all that
yo moma's got an afro, with a chin strap(x2)
I said yo moma's got an afro with a chin strap
yo moma, yo moma, yo moma
yo moma's got snake skin teeth
yo moma was making sex threats to rickie bell
yo moma be walking down sunset with 99cent sign on her back
yo moma's a sell out nigga
yo moma's a pop tune
yo moma's glasses are so thick she can look into a map and see people
waving at her
his mother be hook fishing,with a hook and reel in the frozen foods
section
jay's moma got playdough teeth
yo moma be eating daytons like now and laters and shit.
Yo mama was an extra on the Simpson's and shit.
Yo mama is so fat you can't see her legs it just looks like she's
gliding across the floor....
