Y'know What? I Have Nothing To Say

[Marxist]

There's something about Lit. at times that just leaves me speechless. And not in a good way.

Does anyone even use the chat feature anymore?

 

[k¡tty]

Not this one.

 

[Marxist]

Not this one.

Show me your boobies and perk me up.

 

[Sillyman]

Well, I want to be funny see? But I have to be in a certain mood to be funny. I need to be able to riff and feel the empowerment of the comedy wafting itself through my soul into the cockles of psyche. Lately though, I've been as down as Pacific Blue at a Sylvia Plathe festival, so things have been hard.

But at least a lot of cool people are on tonight. That's reassuring.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

There is sex in the champagne room.

 

[MsMuffet]

What's the chat feature?

 

[Sillyman]

There is sex in the champagne room.

Unfortunately it's with a gay epileptic midget with Tourette's.

 

[Marxist]

I'm sleepy as hell.

Goodnight kids.

 

[k¡tty]

Show me your boobies and perk me up.

I'm so generous sometimes.

 

[k¡tty]

I'm sleepy as hell.

Goodnight kids.

Pfft! I show cleavage and you trot off to bed. ;-P








sleep well

 

[Problem Child]

Lately though, I've been as down as Pacific Blue at a Sylvia Plathe festival, so things have been hard.

Wow, that's rough dude. Stay away from razor blades and sleeping pills, for the love of Pete.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Unfortunately it's with a gay epileptic midget with Tourette's.

Is that a male or female midget?

 

[Kalyn]

Is that a male or female midget?

It's a tranny.

 

[Azwed]

Wow, that's rough dude. Stay away from razor blades and sleeping pills, for the love of Pete.

and bell jars too just to be safe.

 

[Sillyman]

Wow, that's rough dude. Stay away from razor blades and sleeping pills, for the love of Pete.

I've taken the laces out of my shoes. Well, I cut off the velcro since I can't really tie a proper bow, but it amounts to the same thing really.

 

[Sillyman]

Is that a male or female midget?

I couldn't tell. It just kept humping away while talking about Arab savages and that my Mom needed to be kicked in the teeth.

 

[Problem Child]

I've taken the laces out of my shoes. Well, I cut off the velcro since I can't really tie a proper bow, but it amounts to the same thing really.

Could one velcro one's self to a horrible death?

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Tranny Tourettes could be fun to watch.

 

[Xstatic]

Arab savages? Could it be...

So THAT's where the Uzi-toting annoyance hides out!

Hmm - remind me NOT to go into chat for a while (not that I've been there before, but...)

 

[Azwed]

Could one velcro one's self to a horrible death?

It would be kind of like the Chinese death by a thousand cuts torture just instead of cuts it would be a million little velcro scratches and abrassion.

 

[Kalyn]

Yeah, a flase eyelash fluuters to the floor with every tic. I like to make wishes on them.

 

[Sillyman]

Could one velcro one's self to a horrible death?

It was how my great-uncle died. Of course he was shot out of a cannon onto a giant velcro canvas, but still, same principle applies.

 

[Sillyman]

Tranny Tourettes could be fun to watch.

It certainly had it's moments.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Yeah, a flase eyelash fluuters to the floor with every tic. I like to make wishes on them.

You gotta wish fast, too, on account of the midget-ness and all.

 

[Sillyman]

You gotta wish fast, too, on account of the midget-ness and all.

That's certainly how I ended up with a million dolls.