Yet another standard tactic is to lie

[Andra_Jenny]

Carville: Why of course we lie. Hell this is politics, hell you know all politicians lie, I lie, you lie ,they all lie, hell Bush lied when he said he wasn't gonna raise taxes and he did, you lie. my momma lies, why they all a bunch of whiney weak-spined republicans, did I say politics ain't bean bag, least we don't want to starve your children, poison your water, kill your babies and get them addicted to cigarrettes like those eval rupublicans, why yes we lie, hell our constituency is so damn stupid they don't know they beein lied to and if you told them they was being lied to they'd think you was a liar...

 

[Unclebill]

Is this a direct quote or did you paraphrase?

 

[Closet Desire]

What's all this talk...

...of Republicans and Democrats. I voted for Pat Paulson.

 

[p_p_man]

Who mentioned...

...Democrats?

 

[Andra_Jenny]

hee hee, just a compilation from the last decade ala limbaugh.

But actually what I was doing was a fun little drill where I led Laurel around describing exactly what she would do and why,


AND SHE DID IT FASTER THAN I COULD GET IT OUT,

almost










look at the time lines on our posts yesterday uncle bill, its a hoot.

I took her through the playbook one step at a time, at each point saying what she would do next, AND SHE DID IT!





and I've been dismissed as simply stoopid!

 

[Andra_Jenny]

Carville says

Damnit Vic, shutup. Don't point out lies boy are you slow? They wanna hear lies, you wanna hear lies, why everybody has their own lies, what's da matter boy, ain't youbeen listen, I lie!

I'm lying to you now! Its a tactic boy. Yo mama lies, Clinton lies, AJ lies, AJ lies and wants to kill yo babies and pollute your air and warm your globe just so AJ can keep AL's tired ol' ass warm.

Quit pointin out lyin' fo someone makes us stop damit!




























GOD: Well Bill, seems like you've been a very bad boy! Broke most of my commandments!

SLICK: Uh, what do you mean God.

GOD: Let's try something simple. Thou shalt not lie!

SLICK: That ain't a rule!

GOD: huh?

SLICK: Yeah shall, you know should. I know the meaning of words like should and is. I should not lie. I know, but you got to to get any where. If you didn't want me to lie, you would have said BILL, DO NOT LIE EVER EVER OR I WILL SEND YOU TO HELL! No, you just said I shouldn't. That's advice. And you know what we think about free advise in America!

GOD: Todd? Are you out there? Can you help me?