Yellow Underwear

[SlickTony]

Personally I find the exposure of a string around the waist and a tiny strip of material disappearing into a bum cleavage as very unattractive.

Now we know. You're not Bill Clinton.

As for the yellow underwear custom, I never heard of it.

As for the red hat thing, in America we have a Red Hat Society, consisting of women of a certain age, who feel like they are old enough to do whatever they damn well please. They wear red hats when they meet. What they are wearing beneath their clothes, I have no idea. I am old enough to join this outfit, but they're the type of people who have daytime meetings and do long lunches, and I'm always stuck at work. I'm not in AARP either.

 

[Kassiana]

well I'll buy you some then, just send measurement details and arty naked pictures of yourself.

Nice try, sweetie.

I'm currently drinking Ace cider and wearing white undies. Just in case anyone wanted to know.

 

[NoJo]

I'm wearing yellow underwear. They were white when I bought them.

 

[matriarch]

I'm wearing yellow underwear. They were white when I bought them.

Eeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

[Guest]

I'm wearing yellow underwear. They were white when I bought them.

LOL!

No BJ for you today then!

 

[SlickTony]

I'm wearing yellow underwear. They were white when I bought them.

I knew someone was gonna say that.

 

[NoJo]

You probably could've guessed who as well.

Now, who's wearing red panties?

 

[Guest]

You probably could've guessed who as well.

Now, who's wearing red panties?

Oh yuk!

You filthy bastard!!! LOL

 

[NoJo]

Oh yuk!

You filthy bastard!!! LOL

Oh, put a sock in it, Lou

 

[Guest]

Oh, put a sock in it, Lou

Ok, but not one of yours. If that's the state of your pants, I hate to think what your socks are like.

 

[NoJo]

I'm not wearing any socks... getting hot now, eh?

 

[Guest]

Nope, it just started raining.

 

[NoJo]

Same here in sunny London... I think I'll run out in the garden and feel the cool lawn on my bare feet. On second thought, it's getting dark, I might step on dog poo. Still not getting hot?

 

[Guest]

Hmmm... Let me think about that for a moment...

Dog poo squelching between toes.

Nah, not quite doing it for me. Any half chewed toys around?

 

[NoJo]

I found one... stay down on your knees..

 

[Guest]

Now we're cooking on gas!

Not moving an inch...

 

[NoJo]

Ok... since you're begging so nicely. it used to squeak when you squeeze it -- it 's impregnated with has that strange dognip perfume that seems to drive the bitches crazy.

I'll toss it. If you catch it in your mouth, you'll get a reward. Maybe a twiglet, or a cheese puff.

 

[Guest]

*pant*

Ok, I love these kind of games (how did you know?). Ready when you are...

 

[NoJo]

...sorry about that, real-life always intrudes at the most unfortunate moments...

Right. I'm glad to see you're still in position. Good girl..

 

[Guest]

Indeed it does. I've been down on my knees so bloody long now, I think I've lost the use of my legs.

 

[matriarch]

Indeed it does. I've been down on my knees so bloody long now, I think I've lost the use of my legs.

but not your mouth apparently......

 

[Guest]

but not your mouth apparently......

LOL! Quite! Hasn't managed to shut me up yet, has he?

 

[sincerely_helene]

I think this is just a ploy to trick us into telling him the color of our panties... and you all fell for it!

Geeze, Doc. Next time just PM me.

(Hot pink with a little bow in the front.)

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I wish I'd known about this earlier.

I did my best with a spoonfull of black-eyed peas.

~lucky

 

[herecomestherain]

Black, sheer and tight...are there any other kind? Oh, add a superfluous little ruffle thing around each leg -- Sinful Knickers shouldn't be yellow.