Yeah Bitches!!!

[HighSchoolJock]

just a quick report that you old pal scotty has so far gotten laid 12 times since i started school the women here are so easy they all like jocks and since im first string i gets mad pussy yo!

 

[superlittlegirl]

just a quick report that you old pal scotty has so far gotten laid 12 times since i started school the women here are so easy they all like jocks and since im first string i gets mad pussy yo!

Scotty!

How wonderful! I'm so proud of you. You are using protection, right? That's super important you know....

But otherwise, have fun! Eat it up!


Freya

 

[Laurel]

Go Scotty!

 

[islandman]

Where my bitches at, what, where my thugs at...............

 

[HeavyStick]

Congrats.... let us know how things are after you wake up.

 

[freakygirl]

6 dates with the left hand

and

6 dates with the right hand

don't count.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I remember when I had my first beer.

 

[HighSchoolJock]

6 dates with the left hand

and

6 dates with the right hand

don't count.

neither do vibrators you old grizzled bear

 

[RastaPope]

just a quick report that you old pal scotty has so far gotten laid 12 times since i started school the women here are so easy they all like jocks and since im first string i gets mad pussy yo!

Were they at least cheerleaders?

And cute?

Ugly girls only coun't at half.

 

[islandman]

neither do vibrators you old grizzled bear

looks like we have a winner in tonight's "find the acerbic bitch on Lit." contest.


Congrats, HSJ. You get the woman in PV's AV.

 

[freakygirl]

neither do vibrators you old grizzled bear

This is the best you could come up with?

what the hell is a grizzled bear anyway?

 

[superlittlegirl]

Hey Scotty,

Did any of the girls you played with do yoga? I'd love to hook up with a really flexible yoga girl....

Or a trapeze artist maybe....

But I think that my mind is wandering to other things.

This is your thread, darlin'.

Tell me what your girls were like. I'm curious as to how your taste manifests itself.

 

[islandman]

This is the best you could come up with?

what the hell is a grizzled bear anyway?

dunno. sounds intriguing though. And much more real than this thead.

 

[Spinaroonie]

Yeah...

Just wait till exams hit, you'll regret it.

 

[HighSchoolJock]

Hey Scotty,

Did any of the girls you played with do yoga? I'd love to hook up with a really flexible yoga girl....

Or a trapeze artist maybe....

But I think that my mind is wandering to other things.

This is your thread, darlin'.

Tell me what your girls were like. I'm curious as to how your taste manifests itself.

i met the first one in a class and it was easy enough to fuck her but the problem was her roomate was even hotter so i hooked up with her at a party then the next day im hooking up with the first girl when ehr roomate walks in and im like oh shits hit the fan now but this bitch walks in takes her top off and starts sucking my cock while the other is tonguing my sack college girls are slutty as hell yo

 

[HighSchoolJock]

and then when i was done the first bitch let me cum on ehr face and use her hair as a nutrag i swear im gonna love college life boyeee.

 

[superlittlegirl]

Yeah...

Just wait till exams hit, you'll regret it.

No, Scotty probably knows (as the rest of us know) that the way around that problem is to fuck the smart girls. I'm sure that if a girlfriend/study partner were to engage Scotty in a study system that included sexual favors as reward for work well done, he'd get amazing test scores. And he'd get his dick wet on a regular basis. Nice, eh?

 

[superlittlegirl]

i met the first one in a class and it was easy enough to fuck her but the problem was her roomate was even hotter so i hooked up with her at a party then the next day im hooking up with the first girl when ehr roomate walks in and im like oh shits hit the fan now but this bitch walks in takes her top off and starts sucking my cock while the other is tonguing my sack college girls are slutty as hell yo

Wow, Scotty! I bet you wish you'd have had your camera.

Do you think they'd have let you take pictures? I think you should get a picture of one going down on you and post it as your av. Could you?

 

[Wrong Element]

Your school may have "mad pussy", but its English department seems to be below par.

 

[HighSchoolJock]

Your school may have "mad pussy", but its English department seems to be below par.

hey fag this is america not england love it or leave it pal

 

[HeavyStick]

you didn't tell us how things were after you woke up.

 

[Siren]

 

[Velius]

I agree HeavyStick, what is the news outside dreamland? I would have to second the motion for HSJ's college to get a better English department.

 

[BoobsNBrains]

I agree HeavyStick, what is the news outside dreamland? I would have to second the motion for HSJ's college to get a better English department.

They also need to crack down on the drug use, apparently...

 

[HeavyStick]

I agree HeavyStick, what is the news outside dreamland? I would have to second the motion for HSJ's college to get a better English department.

I'm not doubting he's getting some attention from the ladies. But this is the best he can come up with? A general rule of thumb I've lived by to spot a liar/fibber/exaggerator, is if the story takes LESS than 5 minutes to tell, good chance it's bullshit. No details in his story.

I bet he couldn't this much pussy in a ladies prison with a pocket full of pardons..... Oh wait I just heard him drop out of college and get a new job.