Yankee candle

[Mike_Yates]

This yankee candle smells just like her!

http://108.imagebam.com/download/-Et_qhZuzCHzq7LhqrBtJQ/41068/410671294/candle.jpg

 

[Littlefinger]

infused with twat juice? Even without her picture on it, I'd maybe burn that wick.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Pretty girls naturally smell nice, I can't really explain why.

 

[Littlefinger]

Pretty girls naturally smell nice, I can't really explain why.

Maintenance, probably.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Pretty girls naturally smell nice, I can't really explain why.

Not all the time.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Not all the time.

Well I'm sure that if she doesn't shower in a few days she begins to stink, but most of the time Heathyr Hoffman smells like a pretty girl.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Well I'm sure that if she doesn't shower in a few days she begins to stink, but most of the time Heathyr Hoffman smells like a pretty girl.

Mike, please answer these questions for me, please.

Have you ever met her?

Have you ever actually talked to her?

Are you a virgin?

And why are you doing this?

 

[hashtag45]

if you take the myssoginist element out of them (and only then), I actually enjoy this dude's posts - his other posts were quite funny.

Have you tried these on a date ?
https://twitter.com/man_candle

 

[Super-Surprise]

Serious questions mikey.

How did you come to be on Literotica? What path brought you here to the GB? How did you discover this site?

 

[CyranoJ]

I'd enjoy this dude's posts if every second one of them weren't about a woman he's cyber-stalking. Wait for it, should only take a couple rounds of questioning for him to start calling her a "BDSM slut" and various other creative names. Because luuurve.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Mike, please answer these questions for me, please.

Have you ever met her? -- No, but I had one missed opportunity to meet her in person, she was attending a panel at some convention in my city and I got cold feet.

Have you ever actually talked to her? -- Yes, but not in person, only through facebook and twitter.

Are you a virgin? -- Yes.

And why are you doing this? -- I'm on a quest to find some hardcore webcam pornography that she has allegedly done. One of her former friends told me about it.

I hope that answers your questions.

 

[hashtag45]

I'd enjoy this dude's posts if every second one of them weren't about a woman he's cyber-stalking. Wait for it, should only take a couple rounds of questioning for him to start calling her a "BDSM slut" and various other creative names. Because luuurve.

Good to know

They Do fool you, when you are a newcomer to the forum. They construct their profiles in such a way (ie 'funny trailers, students , computer geeks) that you initially believe they are just after having silly fun & with the occasional 'foot in the mouth.'
God knows what some ppl. might be up to in their personal life!

Hope things haven't become extr. bad for the person that he's stalking, but she must feel gratified when reading the replies that are telling him off.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I hope that answers your questions.

How do you know what they told you wasn't a lie? And what if you find it, after that then what?

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/05558ed1ca0a422a5a1afd4f2c422c5e58c9bed3_m.jpg

 

[Mike_Yates]

How do you know what they told you wasn't a lie? And what if you find it, after that then what?

I don't know if what I was told in the following screenshots from our conversation on fetlife was true or not.

This person REFUSES to respond to my further questioning.

Also, the link I was given to where her photos are allegedly uploaded to turned out to be a dead-end. http://instinctivenavigation.com/user/486561746865722048f66666d116e/portfolio

http://thumbnails109.imagebam.com/35926/6f84ab359250223.jpg http://thumbnails109.imagebam.com/35926/fc6e06359250222.jpg

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/468a2feca90b2e5c9d432783fead103c2bcf6766_m.gif http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/be6c32f8cb896ebe8885b0ffee9efa668510a91f_m.gif

 

[Mike_Yates]

I even asked around on other forums as to whether or not these photos that Heathyr posted to her facebook might possibly be screenshots from webcam shows.

http://www.kinktalk.com/talk/showthread.php?t=12598

 

[smoothg103rd]

I don't know if what I was told in the following screenshots from our conversation on fetlife was true or not.

This person REFUSES to respond to my further questioning.

Also, the link I was given to where her photos are allegedly uploaded to turned out to be a dead-end. http://instinctivenavigation.com/user/486561746865722048f66666d116e/portfolio

http://thumbnails109.imagebam.com/35926/6f84ab359250223.jpg http://thumbnails109.imagebam.com/35926/fc6e06359250222.jpg

I think that they lied to you Mike. Throw in the towel.

 

[Mike_Yates]

I think that they lied to you Mike. Throw in the towel.

I can't be sure either way.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Real talk, Mike, if you keep chasing after this girl that is never going to be in your life, you're going to stay a virgin.

 

[lovecraft68]

Fetlife... Nuff said.

They should call it Adult Friend Finder for people who like hand cuffs.

Started good, turned into poser town.

Guys like the OP hang out there.

 

[Conager]

Real talk, Mike, if you keep chasing after this girl that is never going to be in your life, you're going to stay a virgin.

This seems like very good advice.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Fetlife... Nuff said.

They should call it Adult Friend Finder for people who like hand cuffs.

Started good, turned into poser town.

Guys like the OP hang out there.

Heathyr's fetlife profile was set to "friends only" and displayed just basic information that did not contain anything too raunchy.

Most of her photos were set to "friends only" and I cannot even imagine what they may have contained.

Her writings were public, and I did enjoy reading some of the erotica and info about her sexlife that she had written.

She promptly deleted her fetlife account shortly after finding out that I had created a fake account under a fake name and sent her a friend request.

But I did manage to copy and paste her kink list to a text document, here it is!

*Cum for me, princess
*Anal sex
*Armbinders
*Ass play
*Beautiful eyes
*Begging
*Begging to orgasm
*Being a princess
*Being a sexual being
*Being a slut
*Being bitten, scratched, and bruised
*Being called a slut by someone who I adore
*Being fucked with a hand on my throat and threats whispered into my ear
*Being scared of you, in a good way
*Being told cum for me slut
*Being told I'm a good girl
*Being told I'm a beautiful princess but getting fucked like a dirty little whore
*Being whispered to during rough sex
*Belt whippings
*Bite marks
*Biting
*Bondage
*Bound and teased
*Breast/Nipple play
*Bruises
*Candle wax
*Chakra energy play
*Claws
*Corsets
*d/s
*Dildos
*Energy play
*Energy work
*Finger fucking
*Fingernails gently across my bare skin
*Flogging
*Geeks, hair pulling
*Handcuffs
*I know you can take it, beautiful
*I wanna fucking tear you apart
*Intelligence
*Knife play
*Knives
*Leather cuffs
*Leaving marks
*Making pain beautiful
*Multiple orgasms
*Neck biting
*Needle play
*Orgasm control
*Piercings
*Pussy spanking
*Rope bondage
*Rough sex
*Sacred sexuality
*Sacred whore
*Scratching
*Sensation play
*Sensual domination
*Sensual play
*Sex magick
*Spanking
*Spiritual BSDM
*Spiritual submission
*Spreader bars
*Squirting
*Strap-ons
*Strong, confident submissives and slaves who know they are worthless, unworthy, trash, worms, or any of that other stroke fodder nonsense
*Subspace
*Talking dirty
*Thinking I am too cute to punish
*Touchless orgasms
*Vampires
*Vampirism
*Verbal humiliation and degradation
*Vibrators
*Waking daddy up by grinding my ass against his cock so he'll wake up and take what belongs to him
*Breast bondage
*Chains, co-domination
*Co-topping
*Collar and lead/leash
*Corset piercing
*Cutting
*Edge play
*Leather restraints
*Sensory Deprivation
*Shibari
*Single tail whips
*Vampire gloves
*Whips

 

[pollynova]

Mike, do you think maybe it's time you moved on?

 

[Mike_Yates]

Mike, do you think maybe it's time you moved on?

I can't.