Ya know those ?s that pop into your mind when you cannot sleep...

[modest mouse]

Well, get 'em answered here.

Answer my question and ask 'em if ya got 'em.



(Hey, I need to fulfill my community service obligation after my wrongful conviction. This seems as good a place as any. The soup kitchen smells bad.)


I like rice pudding. Does this make me lame? Or British? Or both?

 

[perks]

I like rice pudding. Does this make me lame? Or British? Or both?

Rice pudding is yummy. The duckling likes it too. It doesn't make you lame or British.



What should I be when I grow up?

 

[celiaKitten]

Rice pudding is a comfort food. Nothing wrong with it. Really.

My question: How can I train my cat to use the toilet so I can ditch the litter box?

 

[bknight2602]

Rice pudding is a comfort food. Nothing wrong with it. Really.

My question: How can I train my cat to use the toilet so I can ditch the litter box?

That would be good, and while we're on animals how about training dogs for the same purpose?

 

[TAKEMEE]

That would be good, and while we're on animals how about training dogs for the same purpose?

If I had a dog I'd probably ask a dog trainer.


Should I cook the turkey for Thanksgiving or buy a precooked one?

 

[Kitte]

Rice pudding is a comfort food. Nothing wrong with it. Really.

My question: How can I train my cat to use the toilet so I can ditch the litter box?

TOILET TRAINING CATS

My question: Why?

 

[Basia]

What if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

 

[modest mouse]

Re: Re: Ya know those ?s that pop into your mind when you cannot sleep...

Verdict is in; rice pudding is good stuff and I can eat it while remaining both cool and non-British.

What should I be when I grow up?

A loving mom. An interesting conversationalist. A crazy woman capable of nearly anything. Its the hourney, ya know?

Should I cook the turkey for Thanksgiving or buy a precooked one?

Cook the turkey. Even if it comes out less than perfect. The smell, the warm oven, the clatter of pans... all go towards a thanksgiving. Pre-cooked will not feel right.

You've got time before Turkey Day to do some research if you're nervous. If you don't have the time to cook one see if someone can man the oven for you.

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THis whole cat-on-the-crapper thingie is too funny for words. Read that link posted by Kitte. The pics at the end make me pity that little bastard.

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Is Nyquil the best medicine ever?

 

[Harry_Rabbit]

I love Mouse's sig line... I know he is not in Australia, so what am I missing here?

 

[Wiggles]

Oh god, it's terrible enough cleaning up my roomates piss spots from the rim.

Uuugh.

 

[I'mVan]

What's MM's deal with all things that bounce?

 

[StrawberryPez]

why do we have toes?

 

[estevie]

Why do I twirl my hair until it ends up in a knot?

Why do I paint my toenails and then pick it off while reading a book?

 

[kotori]

Well, get 'em answered here.

Answer my question and ask 'em if ya got 'em.
I like rice pudding. Does this make me lame? Or British? Or both?

I agree. Rice pudding is not lame. Or British. It was one of the things my grandmother really made well, and there's never been anyone else (I've met) whose could compare.

Okay, my turn:

Last night, as I was falling asleep, I was wondering if I should get a double bed?

 

[Minkey Boodle]

I think that as far as medicines go, Nyquil is right up there.

If I applied the torque like *this* on my knee, would it still hurt?